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Cleveland friend: You were in my dream last night. Whats up with dat? Me: Obviously you're not getting enough pussy.

Years ago while I was planning my first trip to England, the comic, who enjoys both history and having an opinion about it, decided that he ...

me: i think you might like hockey especially if there's canadian announcers, they are HILARIOUS StereoNinja: i was tempted to watch i...

I arrived in England on St. Patrick's Day and immediately set about trying to turn my friends into Americans. This was not at all on pur...

Me: How was your Easter? PCA: Good. How was yours? Me: Also good. PCA: What did you...? Me: We had ham. PCA: Oh. Ok. Good. Me: W...

Me: I am drinking red wine and wanted to tell you it goes with something else besides cheese. It goes great with Gummy Bears. That is all. ...

By tomorrow afternoon I will have been home from my latest trip to England for an entire week. I haven't posted about it yet, and it...

BrownsFan: And can I just say, marshmallow vodka....? Me: I know. It's like, if you want your booze to taste like candy, then you prob...

BrownsFan: So where are you off to? Me: Oh, I thought I'd head over to Charlotte Russe and see if they had any cheap underwear people ...

I finally broke down and got an iPhone yesterday. This is the part where you all gasp incredulously and then yell "YOU ARE ONLY JUST NO...

As you can tell from my last post, I am all signed up for the zombie 5k in Indianapolis this June, which I will again be running with H-Town...

H-Town:  hey - when are you going to start training for zombie time in June? me: ugh, i think i should probably start next week actually ...

So waaaaay back in August I did a calendar shoot at VaVoom Pinups. I had originally scheduled it for a project that had to be cancelled (ema...

Allegedly, today is Valentine's Day. I know this because the bartender came in my room this morning and farted on me while yelling ...

You may have noticed that I didn't get as out of control wacky over my birthday this year as I normally would and I have a very good rea...

The day before this conversation I had been accused of walking around the office with a shit eating grin on my face after I'd had a very...

Mrs. Sizemore: Wand of truth? me: yes, the wand never lies Mrs. Sizemore: Oh? me: never. it never lies. if you wave the wand the truth...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

My Google Chat status read "amberica" this morning. H-Town noticed and changed hers to "God Bless Amberica". And then th...

Most people are amused by my lack of sophistication in regards to wine. Most, but not all. To wit: StereoNinja*: Do you want some wine? ...