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BrownsFan: And can I just say, marshmallow vodka....? Me: I know. It's like, if you want your booze to taste like candy, then you prob...

BrownsFan: So where are you off to? Me: Oh, I thought I'd head over to Charlotte Russe and see if they had any cheap underwear people ...

I finally broke down and got an iPhone yesterday. This is the part where you all gasp incredulously and then yell "YOU ARE ONLY JUST NO...

As you can tell from my last post, I am all signed up for the zombie 5k in Indianapolis this June, which I will again be running with H-Town...

H-Town:  hey - when are you going to start training for zombie time in June? me: ugh, i think i should probably start next week actually ...

So waaaaay back in August I did a calendar shoot at VaVoom Pinups. I had originally scheduled it for a project that had to be cancelled (ema...

Allegedly, today is Valentine's Day. I know this because the bartender came in my room this morning and farted on me while yelling ...

You may have noticed that I didn't get as out of control wacky over my birthday this year as I normally would and I have a very good rea...

The day before this conversation I had been accused of walking around the office with a shit eating grin on my face after I'd had a very...

Mrs. Sizemore: Wand of truth? me: yes, the wand never lies Mrs. Sizemore: Oh? me: never. it never lies. if you wave the wand the truth...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

My Google Chat status read "amberica" this morning. H-Town noticed and changed hers to "God Bless Amberica". And then th...

Most people are amused by my lack of sophistication in regards to wine. Most, but not all. To wit: StereoNinja*: Do you want some wine? ...

I haven't been feeling well at all lately, and that is the excuse I am using for backdating this post to Friday when I'm actually si...

Ok, so I was so wrapped up in my public nudity event, I completely forgot to blog y'all some holiday music on Friday, so I'm going t...

The gorilla texted me in the middle of the fucking night on Monday to find out what I was doing this week. Me: Just now realizing I forgot...

It's Friday, and therefore time for another installment of holiday tunage you (probably) won't hate. I'll follow my funny song/c...

H-town: i have no motivation left today me: yeah, i feel you dawg H-town: if you worked in DC, we could just leave and go drink a beer ...

The mutineer (on his Facebook status): .... FUCK. I dont remember how I got home last night. Me: Well done, sir. One hour later The mu...

I would like to have written something brilliantly profound or hilarious for the last day of NaBloPoMo, but unfortunately I went to Victoria...