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The day before this conversation I had been accused of walking around the office with a shit eating grin on my face after I'd had a very...

Mrs. Sizemore: Wand of truth? me: yes, the wand never lies Mrs. Sizemore: Oh? me: never. it never lies. if you wave the wand the truth...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

My Google Chat status read "amberica" this morning. H-Town noticed and changed hers to "God Bless Amberica". And then th...

Most people are amused by my lack of sophistication in regards to wine. Most, but not all. To wit: StereoNinja*: Do you want some wine? ...

I haven't been feeling well at all lately, and that is the excuse I am using for backdating this post to Friday when I'm actually si...

Ok, so I was so wrapped up in my public nudity event, I completely forgot to blog y'all some holiday music on Friday, so I'm going t...

The gorilla texted me in the middle of the fucking night on Monday to find out what I was doing this week. Me: Just now realizing I forgot...

It's Friday, and therefore time for another installment of holiday tunage you (probably) won't hate. I'll follow my funny song/c...

H-town: i have no motivation left today me: yeah, i feel you dawg H-town: if you worked in DC, we could just leave and go drink a beer ...

The mutineer (on his Facebook status): .... FUCK. I dont remember how I got home last night. Me: Well done, sir. One hour later The mu...

I would like to have written something brilliantly profound or hilarious for the last day of NaBloPoMo, but unfortunately I went to Victoria...

I'm just now back from dance rehersal for the group burlesque number at the student show at Martyr's on December 10th and I am very ...

The CEO came in my office last week asking where all the Christmas decorations were. I told him it would be a motherfucking Christmas wonder...

When Cap and I were growing up, our father had a very succinct way of explaining the right way to demonstrate sportsmanship. "Act like ...

Look, I admit it. It's entirely my fault. I shouldn't have gotten cocky - Han Solo knows best, after all. You may recall sometime ...

I was about to start writing a post about Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, but then I remembered that it's Friday so it's time to give...

The gorilla: Is it me or is there nothing on tv? Me: It's fucking ridiculous. This is Thanksgiving. Shouldn't Star Wars be on, lin...

The gorilla: I made my cousin cry cause I told her I think she may be a midget. Why is honesty not appreciated? Me: ha ha ha ha ha you are...

I poked my head in at Claire's this morning to see what they had because I'm a girl now and I'm told that one of the things girl...