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Remember the Mentos freshmaker commercials from the 90's? The ones that were so infectious the Foo Fighters parodied them in their video...

The holidays are officially over and that can only mean one thing: it's about to be my muthafuckin' birthday, y'all. In fact, it...

I just got off the phone with MrSteve. He was checking on the plans for my birthday party, seeing as how it's almost my birthday (there ...

I've been avoiding writing this next post because I don't want to admit to you all that I broke down and joined a gym (I've been...

Today is Festivus, a time for the Airing of the Grievances and the Feats of Strength, or, if you don't know what I'm talking about, ...

When I was growing up, my family liked to play board games at Christmas. It started out with the adults while us kids were busy having a wre...

So this ought to be a challenging post, because I'm super excited about something that happened at work today and I can't wait to te...

Mrs. Sizemore: Also, wanna home depot trip sometime this eel for a diy project? Me: lol. eel Mrs. Sizemore: Haha I meant week, no idea w...

College football - It is not Cam Newton's fault that his father is a douchebag. NBA basketball - I'm not going to sit here and pret...

I've outdone myself. Most likely I've outdone you. I know that sounds arrogant, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. If yo...

"You should not have said that. I mean it. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. None," I said to the volleyball...

It's been pretty well established, I think, that I am remarkably lazy and perhaps a little bit selfish as well. Many of us are. There ar...

on why I won't be the one to walk away from my pseudo-relationship first: I could tolerate you for decades if I only have to see you t...

Me: I'm kind of starting to have a crush on Eddie Olczyk . BrownsFan: (horrified) Not...physically...right? Me: Um, well not really ...

For the first time in six years I have realized that it is my blogaversary on the actual day of my blogaversary. Six years ago today, I post...

I had lunch with my brother today. Cap: Ok, see you. Be good. Me: Yeah, see you soon. (pause) I'm not going to be good. Cap: Oh, o...

You know you have chosen the right person as your best friend when they know you well enough to distill your entire existence into three wor...

When editing that last post, Blogger spell check said I should be spelling Schaumburg "Scumbag".

So here was the situation: having recently bought a Princess Leia slave costume, slutty Hogwart's student costume and sexy Christmas elf...

It has finally happened: I have managed to call in on the appropriate day at the appropriate time in order to be live on the most inappropri...