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I've outdone myself. Most likely I've outdone you. I know that sounds arrogant, but that doesn't mean it isn't true. If yo...

"You should not have said that. I mean it. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. None," I said to the volleyball...

It's been pretty well established, I think, that I am remarkably lazy and perhaps a little bit selfish as well. Many of us are. There ar...

on why I won't be the one to walk away from my pseudo-relationship first: I could tolerate you for decades if I only have to see you t...

Me: I'm kind of starting to have a crush on Eddie Olczyk . BrownsFan: (horrified) Not...physically...right? Me: Um, well not really ...

For the first time in six years I have realized that it is my blogaversary on the actual day of my blogaversary. Six years ago today, I post...

I had lunch with my brother today. Cap: Ok, see you. Be good. Me: Yeah, see you soon. (pause) I'm not going to be good. Cap: Oh, o...

You know you have chosen the right person as your best friend when they know you well enough to distill your entire existence into three wor...

When editing that last post, Blogger spell check said I should be spelling Schaumburg "Scumbag".

So here was the situation: having recently bought a Princess Leia slave costume, slutty Hogwart's student costume and sexy Christmas elf...

It has finally happened: I have managed to call in on the appropriate day at the appropriate time in order to be live on the most inappropri...

For those that missed it, last week on Facebook there was a rash of women leaving status messages about where they "liked it" i.e....

Fish: Excited about Bermuda? Will you be visiting the triangle? Me: Someone will be visiting a triangle. Fish: Oh I see what you did the...

What a day! #1 Alabama lost to South Carolina. I am only marginally upset that Lou Holtz called this. Boise State needs to stop wearing...

It's getting to be that time of year when I go completely insane*. The two biggest events of the year are right around the corner: Chris...

Most of the time I'm pretty good at impressing boys, because, let's face it, apart from the tits and the vagina, I am one. The avera...

I have to blog about Saturday night because I have not kept up with my promise to post weekly dirty grocery lists and because I vaguely reca...

It's a question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another. I personally have spent many hours pondering it: I can't stop ...

I have mixed feelings about the weekend festivities in Canton, Ohio. I was happy for Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith, though I had to tune it o...

I formed a hypothesis at this years Tai's charity golf outing in Galena that the real reason people golf is for the sexual innuendo*. B...