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Me: I'm kind of starting to have a crush on Eddie Olczyk . BrownsFan: (horrified) Not...physically...right? Me: Um, well not really ...

For the first time in six years I have realized that it is my blogaversary on the actual day of my blogaversary. Six years ago today, I post...

I had lunch with my brother today. Cap: Ok, see you. Be good. Me: Yeah, see you soon. (pause) I'm not going to be good. Cap: Oh, o...

You know you have chosen the right person as your best friend when they know you well enough to distill your entire existence into three wor...

When editing that last post, Blogger spell check said I should be spelling Schaumburg "Scumbag".

So here was the situation: having recently bought a Princess Leia slave costume, slutty Hogwart's student costume and sexy Christmas elf...

It has finally happened: I have managed to call in on the appropriate day at the appropriate time in order to be live on the most inappropri...

For those that missed it, last week on Facebook there was a rash of women leaving status messages about where they "liked it" i.e....

Fish: Excited about Bermuda? Will you be visiting the triangle? Me: Someone will be visiting a triangle. Fish: Oh I see what you did the...

What a day! #1 Alabama lost to South Carolina. I am only marginally upset that Lou Holtz called this. Boise State needs to stop wearing...

It's getting to be that time of year when I go completely insane*. The two biggest events of the year are right around the corner: Chris...

Most of the time I'm pretty good at impressing boys, because, let's face it, apart from the tits and the vagina, I am one. The avera...

I have to blog about Saturday night because I have not kept up with my promise to post weekly dirty grocery lists and because I vaguely reca...

It's a question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another. I personally have spent many hours pondering it: I can't stop ...

I have mixed feelings about the weekend festivities in Canton, Ohio. I was happy for Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith, though I had to tune it o...

I formed a hypothesis at this years Tai's charity golf outing in Galena that the real reason people golf is for the sexual innuendo*. B...

On the golf course, watching porn on Big Ron's iPhone The bartender: Who is this? I thought this was going to be someone we knew. Me: It...

"Do you want some more corn bread?" asked the bartender tonight at the dinner table. "No, I want to stab him in the eye....

My comment in the previous post about the possibility of posting a grocery list made me start thinking of an actual grocery list post, and h...

It's not that I'm taking a break from the blog, or that the blog is dead, or even that I don't have anything interesting to writ...