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It's getting to be that time of year when I go completely insane*. The two biggest events of the year are right around the corner: Chris...

Most of the time I'm pretty good at impressing boys, because, let's face it, apart from the tits and the vagina, I am one. The avera...

I have to blog about Saturday night because I have not kept up with my promise to post weekly dirty grocery lists and because I vaguely reca...

It's a question we've all asked ourselves at one time or another. I personally have spent many hours pondering it: I can't stop ...

I have mixed feelings about the weekend festivities in Canton, Ohio. I was happy for Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith, though I had to tune it o...

I formed a hypothesis at this years Tai's charity golf outing in Galena that the real reason people golf is for the sexual innuendo*. B...

On the golf course, watching porn on Big Ron's iPhone The bartender: Who is this? I thought this was going to be someone we knew. Me: It...

"Do you want some more corn bread?" asked the bartender tonight at the dinner table. "No, I want to stab him in the eye....

My comment in the previous post about the possibility of posting a grocery list made me start thinking of an actual grocery list post, and h...

It's not that I'm taking a break from the blog, or that the blog is dead, or even that I don't have anything interesting to writ...

They're more afraid of you than you are of them , I'm always told by exasperated people who purportedly love me each and every time...

Where have I been you ask? Well, actually, I've been exercising. No really. I'm absolutely serious. Please stop laughing at me. ...

Discussing my diabolical seduction plot involving a ridiculously tiny vinyl dress MrSteve (shaking his head): Subtle as a train wreck. And...

Discussing the USA v. Switzerland Ice Hockey game in progress: BrownsFan : End of 1st period. USA is winning 1-0 Me: Whee! BrownsFan : I thi...

My desk at work is currently the home of seven (soon to be six) boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Girl Scout Cookies are an annual problem for me...

A very dear friend of mine may have tried to invite me to go camping. I say "may have" because she sent me an IM that read "...

Here's a bit of Valentine related amusement at my expense for the benefit of all you lovers out there - and by "at my expense"...

The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about the fight club. The first rule of birthdays, however, is that you get your ass...

The bartender walks into the living room, sees me eating a bowl of cookie dough (erm, again), yanks it out of my hands and walks away with i...

I can't believe how little I've been mentioning my birthday over the last month. Like seriously, what have I been doing, celebrating...