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They're more afraid of you than you are of them , I'm always told by exasperated people who purportedly love me each and every time...

Where have I been you ask? Well, actually, I've been exercising. No really. I'm absolutely serious. Please stop laughing at me. ...

Discussing my diabolical seduction plot involving a ridiculously tiny vinyl dress MrSteve (shaking his head): Subtle as a train wreck. And...

Discussing the USA v. Switzerland Ice Hockey game in progress: BrownsFan : End of 1st period. USA is winning 1-0 Me: Whee! BrownsFan : I thi...

My desk at work is currently the home of seven (soon to be six) boxes of Girl Scout Cookies. Girl Scout Cookies are an annual problem for me...

A very dear friend of mine may have tried to invite me to go camping. I say "may have" because she sent me an IM that read "...

Here's a bit of Valentine related amusement at my expense for the benefit of all you lovers out there - and by "at my expense"...

The first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about the fight club. The first rule of birthdays, however, is that you get your ass...

The bartender walks into the living room, sees me eating a bowl of cookie dough (erm, again), yanks it out of my hands and walks away with i...

I can't believe how little I've been mentioning my birthday over the last month. Like seriously, what have I been doing, celebrating...

Look, I don't mean to sit around trash talking my hometown, but Cleveland has a way of being a soul-crushing vortex of despair even when...

Ok , ok , I get it now. I finally realize how it can be that not everyone shares my Christmas related glee. This is the saga of the tree. ...

Right people. Let's go over this one more time, as much to remind myself as to remind you. Currently it is: The middle of The 40 Days o...

So this year, the thing I learned about NaBloPoMo was that I can't do it without a laptop*, particularly in a month that contains Thank...

Fakesgiving dinner* is always better when it follows that whore Ann Arbor taking it in the ass for the 6 th year in a row. In only sligh...

I will shortly be hopping a train back to the Lou in order to be at Cap and Mrs. Sizemore's place in time for Ohio State/Michigan foot...

me: motherboard=broken insert frownyface here fish: How much to fix? me: $250 ish fish: Are you gonna do it? me: what are my alter...

Back before my angel kitty Kristen died, we used to spend the cold winter nights cuddled up on the couch together. There was usually some fo...

I will not be talking about last night's Browns game today. Not today, and not ever. Because, I mean, there is disappointing and then th...

On the first day of the 40 Days of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because outside of the Liz crowd, everyone I know thinks...