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The cake master: so what should i be for halloween ? Me: slutty something. the only costumes available for women are slut versions of othe...

Chris G: I don't agree with what you do, but I approve of what you do because you do what you do. Me: Yes, I do do what I do.

Once upon a time, when I was the frightened victim of a home invasion , I had this conversation with Fish: Me: There's no spiders i...

Conversations at Tai's frequently involve boobs. To wit: The bartender (to Teacher Charlie): You like big boobs. Me: That's why...

Fish: Where are we thinking for mattress shopping? me: hell if i know, someplace known for their sale of mattresses i assume Fish: Look,...

There are three podcasts that I listen to which are each my favorite podcast assuming you are allowed to pick one per country, and they are...

me: oh so did i show you the new boots i bought? H-town: no! me: these H-Town: holy schneikes those are some sexy fishing waders for...

It has taken me well over a week to sit down and write this post detailing the events of two Thursday nights ago. This is due as much to the...

Me: i hate this time of year, i really really do. why isn't it christmas ? Fish: Because it's august, duh. Why would they do chris...

MrSteve: I LOVE smoking! If smoking was a chick I'd be married by now!

Me: Know who else is clever? Heather. And guess what? She's coming to visit me next week! Coworker: That's great! Me: I know! Sh...

Coming home from blighty , and for the last two days I was there, I found I was having a fair amount of back pain near the place where my ri...

H-town: be jealous, i get to work with a tortie all day today me: be jealous, i polished a miniature toilet last night H-town: wtf hahah...

It took several days and a hospital visit, but I am now fully recovered from my trip to England. I was graciously hosted by the comic who...

Friday night, pre -hospital. I am running an approximately 100.1 degree fever. Fish: Who is winning game 7? I could change over but I neve...

I just renewed my subscription to Playboy by sending them a check with a picture of kittens on it. It may be the Vicodin , but this strikes ...

I have many funny thing to say. Many. Unfortunately I'm not going to write any of them at this time because I am too busy coming up with...

Mrs. Sizemore : i shall make cake when you visit you are coming on which day? the 18 th ? me: i think so, did i send you the train reserv...

Me: What's the next biggest unit after a terabyte? The agent: A pterodactyl byte.

The intern: i had to give a speech at a wedding this weekend - terrifying stuff Me: no doubt. did you mess up like my friend did? she said...