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Me: i hate this time of year, i really really do. why isn't it christmas ? Fish: Because it's august, duh. Why would they do chris...

MrSteve: I LOVE smoking! If smoking was a chick I'd be married by now!

Me: Know who else is clever? Heather. And guess what? She's coming to visit me next week! Coworker: That's great! Me: I know! Sh...

Coming home from blighty , and for the last two days I was there, I found I was having a fair amount of back pain near the place where my ri...

H-town: be jealous, i get to work with a tortie all day today me: be jealous, i polished a miniature toilet last night H-town: wtf hahah...

It took several days and a hospital visit, but I am now fully recovered from my trip to England. I was graciously hosted by the comic who...

Friday night, pre -hospital. I am running an approximately 100.1 degree fever. Fish: Who is winning game 7? I could change over but I neve...

I just renewed my subscription to Playboy by sending them a check with a picture of kittens on it. It may be the Vicodin , but this strikes ...

I have many funny thing to say. Many. Unfortunately I'm not going to write any of them at this time because I am too busy coming up with...

Mrs. Sizemore : i shall make cake when you visit you are coming on which day? the 18 th ? me: i think so, did i send you the train reserv...

Me: What's the next biggest unit after a terabyte? The agent: A pterodactyl byte.

The intern: i had to give a speech at a wedding this weekend - terrifying stuff Me: no doubt. did you mess up like my friend did? she said...

You know it's going to be just a stellar night when you have to use the phrase "DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME" before 9 p.m. The w...

H-Town: dude - manny ramirez suspended 50 games for testing positive for steroids! me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best news I've hea...

I like to think that I am not an alarmist, particularly where it comes to kids. I think it must suck for them to not be able to go roller sk...

Mrs. Sizemore : vicodin is WEIRD just a psa me: um....? oh, from your tooth Mrs. Sizemore : yeah i thought i would be tough and not ...

Me: Dean Martin's voice melts my vagina. The agent: Yeah, mine too.

The agent: We could sing "The Luckiest". I'll have to transpose it down so that it's more in your range. We should write s...

Last night after several hours of wrestling with my kitten in an attempt to get her to stop sucking on my neck and kneading my trachea so I...

Me (trying to open the door before it was unlocked): Oops. I was premature. The agent: You're not mature at all.