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Mrs. Sizemore : i shall make cake when you visit you are coming on which day? the 18 th ? me: i think so, did i send you the train reserv...

Me: What's the next biggest unit after a terabyte? The agent: A pterodactyl byte.

The intern: i had to give a speech at a wedding this weekend - terrifying stuff Me: no doubt. did you mess up like my friend did? she said...

You know it's going to be just a stellar night when you have to use the phrase "DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME" before 9 p.m. The w...

H-Town: dude - manny ramirez suspended 50 games for testing positive for steroids! me: BWAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best news I've hea...

I like to think that I am not an alarmist, particularly where it comes to kids. I think it must suck for them to not be able to go roller sk...

Mrs. Sizemore : vicodin is WEIRD just a psa me: um....? oh, from your tooth Mrs. Sizemore : yeah i thought i would be tough and not ...

Me: Dean Martin's voice melts my vagina. The agent: Yeah, mine too.

The agent: We could sing "The Luckiest". I'll have to transpose it down so that it's more in your range. We should write s...

Last night after several hours of wrestling with my kitten in an attempt to get her to stop sucking on my neck and kneading my trachea so I...

Me (trying to open the door before it was unlocked): Oops. I was premature. The agent: You're not mature at all.

It's been a hectic week, and here is the reason: The animal you don't see is a tortoiseshell kitten named Angela, who recently ...

H-town: ok , my ipod is calling me super homo gay it played that lady in red song, and now it's playing air supply me: I tried to pl...

I have startlingly different thresholds for pain depending on where I am and who happens to be standing next to me. I realized this yesterda...

The bartender and I are pretending to visit our neighbors (we are actually visiting their awesome cats). Me: I was just watching The Prin...

Me: I still think we should have Mystery Girl on the show. MrSteve: Why are you trying to make my life more difficult? Me: I'm not! ...

My birthday, of course, was fabulous because by default my birthday is simply a fabulous day. But it was also good because I made everyone p...

Which do you think is the greater tragedy: That we have lost the great Ricardo Montalban, or that this article does not even mention his gr...

I would be remiss if I didn't remind all my readers that Monday is my birthday. Particularly since I have been reminding all of my frien...

Watching the Blackhawks game, in which someone has just been punched in the face The agent: Oh my god! Look how much he's bleeding! ...