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Me: I still think we should have Mystery Girl on the show. MrSteve: Why are you trying to make my life more difficult? Me: I'm not! ...

My birthday, of course, was fabulous because by default my birthday is simply a fabulous day. But it was also good because I made everyone p...

Which do you think is the greater tragedy: That we have lost the great Ricardo Montalban, or that this article does not even mention his gr...

I would be remiss if I didn't remind all my readers that Monday is my birthday. Particularly since I have been reminding all of my frien...

Watching the Blackhawks game, in which someone has just been punched in the face The agent: Oh my god! Look how much he's bleeding! ...

MrSteve: Here, try my Absolut Citron martini with a lemon twist. me: No way. MrSteve: Just try it, it's lemony! me: (sip, pause) This...

The agent: What's that Prince song? Little Pink Cadillac? Me: (silent, horrified stare) The agent: Wait, no. It's Little Red Corve...

BrownsFan: Please change your password. Me: I swear it has been done. BrownsFan: You are a person of action. Lies do not become you.

There is a right way and a wrong way to string lights on a Christmas tree, which is why I don't ever let anyone else touch the lights fo...

"Amber's been decorating," the bartender told our friend the fat mexican over the phone. "It looks like the North Pole i...

It is one month until my birthday, the most joyous day of the year. Just ask these happy couples.

Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested this morning on charges that he is a complete and utter douchebag . Disturbingly, this is n...

The bartender: You're going to bed already? Me: I'm tired. Tell me a story. The bartender: (sigh) Once there was a crackhead. ...

Wow, thank heaven that's over. What I learned from NaBloPoMo is that writing something every single day is hard. Or that it's incre...

There were no cats I just HAD to have this morning, which is good because it's not time yet to have a cat (which I discovered by trying ...

I can't move. Seriously. I blame the stuffing, for being AWESOME.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

H-Town: Things that sound dirty, but aren't: "Hey, can I help brine your turkey?" me: "let me stuff that for you"...

I was reading an article today about a return to "classic" toys this season since there is not a "must have" toy this ye...

The bartender and I are making a 17 1/2 pound turkey for Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday...for the two of us and one guest. Because, you kno...