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Amberance is sitting at the bar conversing with two other girls. Two drunk fans arrive direct from the Cubs game and come sidling up to us....

Mrs. Sizemore : ummmmm genius: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml me: wow Mrs. Sizemore: O HAI, PETA. u can has dollarz b...

A while back, I cleaned out some junk from my apartment to make room for new junk that the bartender inherited from his mom. Among the thing...

One thing you can do that's REALLY douchey is to slam into someone's parked car so hard you leave a dent that I can fit my whole h...

While I am not nearly finished grieving for my kitty angel Kristen, fate has stepped in to unite me with my next pet. Behold: the minico...

There is an episode of Star Trek: TNG ("Ethics", season 5) in which Worf undergoes an experimental and dangerous surgery to repl...

The bartender: I've got 14 year old boobs in my back. Me: That's ok, I have 14 year old elbow in my boobs.

waiting to board a flight at O'Hare Me: Want to play "I Spy"? The agent: Ok. Me: Can I go first? The agent: Yes. Me. Ok....

Episode 2 of Dumbassity was posted a couple of weeks ago, in which we discuss food, gaming and torturing Barbie. You can download it here ...

Sorry about the lack of posting. I spent the last two months or so focusing on Kristen the angel cat. Caring for a kitty in end stage renal ...

Not funny: Learning that your beloved kitty is in kidney failure. Also: stabbing her with a needle every day to administer vital fluids that...

Following a conversation about Billy Joel's "Vienna" Me (trying to be romantic): I want to go to Vienna with you. The agent...

Douchetastic.

I like bedtime stories. A lot. And I have a habit of asking for them from the agent and occasionally the bartender. This never goes over wel...

Of the whole anniversary dinner , the highlight was always meant to be the tiramisu . I knew I was making tiramisu before anything else bec...

A couple weeks ago marked the first anniversary of my first date with the agent and because I am either an awesome girlfriend or friggin ...

With as much fanfare as I can muster having gotten only a few hours sleep, I am proud to (finally) present Episode 1 of Dumbassity. You can ...

Joe Morgan on Sunday Night Baseball: The slower the pitch, the longer the batter has to recognize what it is. Me: This just in: the ball is...

A mainstay of televised baseball is the gratuitous crowd shot which, more often than not, is of some busty blond in a tiny tank top or a gen...