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Not funny: Learning that your beloved kitty is in kidney failure. Also: stabbing her with a needle every day to administer vital fluids that...

Following a conversation about Billy Joel's "Vienna" Me (trying to be romantic): I want to go to Vienna with you. The agent...

Douchetastic.

I like bedtime stories. A lot. And I have a habit of asking for them from the agent and occasionally the bartender. This never goes over wel...

Of the whole anniversary dinner , the highlight was always meant to be the tiramisu . I knew I was making tiramisu before anything else bec...

A couple weeks ago marked the first anniversary of my first date with the agent and because I am either an awesome girlfriend or friggin ...

With as much fanfare as I can muster having gotten only a few hours sleep, I am proud to (finally) present Episode 1 of Dumbassity. You can ...

Joe Morgan on Sunday Night Baseball: The slower the pitch, the longer the batter has to recognize what it is. Me: This just in: the ball is...

A mainstay of televised baseball is the gratuitous crowd shot which, more often than not, is of some busty blond in a tiny tank top or a gen...

Gene: I'm not familiar with The Devil's Rain . Me: Oh, dude, it is terrible, but the cast is ridiculous. It's got Ernest Borgni...

Did you guys see that in the comments? Pronto yelled at me! Yelling frightens me and makes me nervous, so here is the reason for the lack of...

In the course of one 5 minute conversation with BrownsFan I said: I had $1.68 to spend on lunch and didn't know what to get. (I actual...

Did this happen two blocks away from my apartment? Yes. Yes it did.

Me: I'm hungry. But I get to eat a pineapple ring when I get home, so that will be good. BrownsFan: Oh yeah, that will be good. Me: ...

It happens to be that I have a very good reason why I haven't blogged in two weeks. It is because I have been spending my time working o...

Do not Google Image search "pile of kittens".

You've all seen the Viagra commercials I assume? Bunch of middle-aged dudes sitting around with their guitars, jamming in someone's ...

The occupants of my six flat building are as follows: Nice couple with annoying dog, nice lady with cat, nice girls who take a lot of baths ...

Greenpeace volunteer soliciting people on the street: It will only take 60 seconds to help save the trees. Me (without breaking stride): I ...