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Either word has gone around that I am in dire need of some kind of existential help, or the grown ups in my life are deliberately trying to...

Hey, dumbass. We miss you already. Tai's won't be the same without you.

... not nearly enough degrees. I can't feel my face.

"Why are you here?" seemed to be the $64,000 question at Tai's on Thursday night. Because it was Valentine's Day, see, and...

me: i wish i was a muppet H-town: doesn't that really just mean you want a hand in your ass? me: *hangs head in shame* yes H-town: Ah...

"You're going to have a rough commute today," announced the bartender this morning. I blew this off and attempted to roll over...

Co-worker: So what's happening? me: Very little. I lead a boring life. Co-worker: Yeah right. me: No, I'm serious! I don't do...

So I have been 30 for nearly two weeks now. I am now officially too old to be trusted. I'm both old enough to know better and too old fo...

MrSteve: Oh! Vampira died! Me: Who? MrSteve: Maila Nurmi. Me: [blank stare] MrSteve: Did you see 'Ed Wood'? Me: No. MrSteve: O...

The agent (attempting to quote from The Empire Strikes Back ): No, that one goes here and this one goes there. Me (accompanied by pointing ...

MrSteve finally made good on the threats he's been making for as long as I've known him and quit his job. So for a number of weeks ...

While admiring an artists rendering of a court case with my co-worker just now, I announced "I want a drawing made of my head in court!...

One of the many odd quirks of my personality is to wish or declare that I want things that are either completely ridiculous or downright imp...

I have resolved to make no New Years resolutions for 2008. So therefore, if I accomplish anything this year, it would actually make me a fai...

I've just come back from Las Vegas and I have to say, I am more than a little bit shell shocked. Now, I've been to Vegas before, a ...

H-town: any recommendations for what movie i should rent tonight? amy's not around, so it can be violent. me: i recommend pornograp...

I saw Blade Runner at the Music Box Theater with the agent and MrSteve this week, and boy golly, is that movie an interesting piece of stra...

The bartender and I are watching a rerun of the Top Chef reunion/viewer's choice show, which he has already seen. Bartender: So who do...

Here is a pumpkin that I've carved for you (well, for my roommate and also my own self-gratification, but the nice thing about jack-o-la...