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Co-worker: So what's happening? me: Very little. I lead a boring life. Co-worker: Yeah right. me: No, I'm serious! I don't do...

So I have been 30 for nearly two weeks now. I am now officially too old to be trusted. I'm both old enough to know better and too old fo...

MrSteve: Oh! Vampira died! Me: Who? MrSteve: Maila Nurmi. Me: [blank stare] MrSteve: Did you see 'Ed Wood'? Me: No. MrSteve: O...

The agent (attempting to quote from The Empire Strikes Back ): No, that one goes here and this one goes there. Me (accompanied by pointing ...

MrSteve finally made good on the threats he's been making for as long as I've known him and quit his job. So for a number of weeks ...

While admiring an artists rendering of a court case with my co-worker just now, I announced "I want a drawing made of my head in court!...

One of the many odd quirks of my personality is to wish or declare that I want things that are either completely ridiculous or downright imp...

I have resolved to make no New Years resolutions for 2008. So therefore, if I accomplish anything this year, it would actually make me a fai...

I've just come back from Las Vegas and I have to say, I am more than a little bit shell shocked. Now, I've been to Vegas before, a ...

H-town: any recommendations for what movie i should rent tonight? amy's not around, so it can be violent. me: i recommend pornograp...

I saw Blade Runner at the Music Box Theater with the agent and MrSteve this week, and boy golly, is that movie an interesting piece of stra...

The bartender and I are watching a rerun of the Top Chef reunion/viewer's choice show, which he has already seen. Bartender: So who do...

Here is a pumpkin that I've carved for you (well, for my roommate and also my own self-gratification, but the nice thing about jack-o-la...

E-mail to the intern this morning: [Coworker] says, "Speaking of douches, how's [the intern]?" E-mail from the intern: I wou...

My boyfriend, the agent, is getting ready to move next week, and I'm not sure I like the change in neighbors. Right now he lives next do...

Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day . Go out and get some grog me hearties.

Apparently Coolio has been doing what he does just to survive, because today is his birthday. He is 44. I find this amusing because I sinc...

H-Town: yo me: word H-Town: what up? me: just work. you? H-Town: the same bored me: that should have been "just work. et tu?...

Except Cheddar Chex Mix, where I am apparently compelled to eat the entire bag.