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The bartender and I are watching a rerun of the Top Chef reunion/viewer's choice show, which he has already seen. Bartender: So who do...

Here is a pumpkin that I've carved for you (well, for my roommate and also my own self-gratification, but the nice thing about jack-o-la...

E-mail to the intern this morning: [Coworker] says, "Speaking of douches, how's [the intern]?" E-mail from the intern: I wou...

My boyfriend, the agent, is getting ready to move next week, and I'm not sure I like the change in neighbors. Right now he lives next do...

Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day . Go out and get some grog me hearties.

Apparently Coolio has been doing what he does just to survive, because today is his birthday. He is 44. I find this amusing because I sinc...

H-Town: yo me: word H-Town: what up? me: just work. you? H-Town: the same bored me: that should have been "just work. et tu?...

Except Cheddar Chex Mix, where I am apparently compelled to eat the entire bag.

I am sick and heavily medicated. Don't judge me. me: so what was the clown car thing before? is someone having quadruplets or somethin...

Today is my half birthday! What is that? It's the day that is exactly 6 months after my last birthday and 6 months before my next one. A...

I have received several angry messages from friends due to my sucky posting habits asking for pictures of my new hair, so without further a...

In the following sentence, which of the underlined words appears out of place but actually isn't? Last night, I went to Uncle Julio...

Today Melle plans to "explore Roy G. Biv" on my head.

The interns last day in the office was this past Thursday. This has both benefits and drawbacks: Pro - There will be no one here to talk ...

Funny what life throws in your lap. Boys for example. I haven't had any funny stories to post lately, mainly because I'm spending ...

MrSteve : Out? In? On the moon? Me: Home, but I wish I could hang out on the moon! MrSteve : Pity. The moon would be cool. Me: I know. I ...

So the guy that called the police when he found a skull boiling in a pot at some guys house? Yeah, we know that guy. He's a hairdresser...

About forever ago I had bought tickets to see Naked Raygun and their special guests Dillinger 4 at House of Blues. The show was Friday nigh...

MrSteve : Back when my job was fun, today would have been a perfect day to go for a test drive. Me: Yeah, well, eventually everything start...