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Last night I ended up going to a surprise concert with the bartender. The concert wasn't a surprise, me going was. Our friend Hellbilly ...

H-Town: I have made a grave error in the letter I am mailing to you me: um, ok H-Town: i made the comment "I would've sent you a ...

Is it just me, or does Monday Night Football blow this year? I have seen I think maybe one game that was worthy of the three hours I devoted...

A brief recap of my various goings on: 1. Melle dyed my hair green and red on Friday. I have no idea how I finally talked her into that, a...

Amberance: i need to think of what i want to engrave on [the bartender’s] ipod H-Town: oh man, the engraving has to be something classic H...

Merry Christmas everyone! What's that you say? Why no, I don't think it's a little early. Yes, I know it isn't even Than...

O.J. to Discuss Killings in Book

The bartender finds it very suspicious that there was a business card for a tire shop down the street stuck in my windshield the day my tire...

So I've recently found out that we are in the midst of National Blog Posting Month, or NaBloPoMo (I will not be calling it that because,...

Parent Company Accountant: What's for lunch today? Me: A glass of water. PCA: That's it? Are you trying to starve yourself? Me: Y...

The intern and I are caffinating in the office kitchen. The intern is all dressed up in a suit and tie from his interview this morning. The ...

ring ring. The bartender answers his phone. “Hello?” “I need your scientific opinion on something.” “Ok.” “Were you the one who told me ...

I went to the Blackhawks game with the bartender last night. That was a huge mistake. I've never seen such a terrible display of hockey ...

I am so glad I grew up in the 80's and 90's as opposed to right now. We have lost our collective minds in this country about all thi...

Thanks in large part to my dearest drinking buddy MrSteve, I have finally found my calling in life: Porn Foley. What's a Porn Foley yo...

It is snowing outside. SNOWING. And, as if to mock me, the sun is shining. I am not ready for this. For one thing, I have no gloves. But i...

MrSteve is drinking scotch. I attempt to determine exactly how drunk he is. I fail in this attempt: Me: How drunk are you? Would you eat a...

That's it; the party's over. The carefree days of eating chocolate cake for breakfast and sedentary bliss whilst watching Seinfeld a...

PGS DenMILF: dude PGS DenMILF: how are you liking the latest big ben development ? PGS DenMILF: *grins wickedly* PGS DenMILF: *goes to he...

Thanks to my fabulously connected brother , this weekend I will achieve my lifelong dream of singing the national anthem before a game. T...