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The intern and I are caffinating in the office kitchen. The intern is all dressed up in a suit and tie from his interview this morning. The ...

ring ring. The bartender answers his phone. “Hello?” “I need your scientific opinion on something.” “Ok.” “Were you the one who told me ...

I went to the Blackhawks game with the bartender last night. That was a huge mistake. I've never seen such a terrible display of hockey ...

I am so glad I grew up in the 80's and 90's as opposed to right now. We have lost our collective minds in this country about all thi...

Thanks in large part to my dearest drinking buddy MrSteve, I have finally found my calling in life: Porn Foley. What's a Porn Foley yo...

It is snowing outside. SNOWING. And, as if to mock me, the sun is shining. I am not ready for this. For one thing, I have no gloves. But i...

MrSteve is drinking scotch. I attempt to determine exactly how drunk he is. I fail in this attempt: Me: How drunk are you? Would you eat a...

That's it; the party's over. The carefree days of eating chocolate cake for breakfast and sedentary bliss whilst watching Seinfeld a...

PGS DenMILF: dude PGS DenMILF: how are you liking the latest big ben development ? PGS DenMILF: *grins wickedly* PGS DenMILF: *goes to he...

Thanks to my fabulously connected brother , this weekend I will achieve my lifelong dream of singing the national anthem before a game. T...

T.O. Practices. Holy shit, stop the presses!

Samuel L. Jackson called me on Friday. He told me I should stop dying my hair all kind of crazy colors and go see his latest film instead....

The sign outside the Baskin Robbins clearly reads "31 Flavors" in giant pink writing. And yet when I go inside I count exactly 20 ...

...then it strikes you with lightning, knocks a tree over onto your house and floods your basement. Browns Center Ephraim to be Suspended ...

I'm laying on the couch in my living room, while my roommate the bartender reads me college football previews, followed by college footb...

My throat hurts. I can barely swallow. My head weighs 60 pounds and some asshole is blowing up a balloon right behind my eye sockets. Trains...

Our new subtitle comes to us courtesy of the great and powerful Wizard of MrSteve. We'd been sitting at the bar discussing television sh...

A guy from the parent company and The Intern are standing near the back hallway talking. My backpack and I approach them on my way to the do...

I would be crying if it weren't for the fact I was totally expecting something like this to happen. Normally the catastrophe has somethi...

Cousin Rick is coming to town this weekend to go see CAKE play at a church festival (not even kidding) and hang out with his favorite cousin...