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That's it; the party's over. The carefree days of eating chocolate cake for breakfast and sedentary bliss whilst watching Seinfeld a...

PGS DenMILF: dude PGS DenMILF: how are you liking the latest big ben development ? PGS DenMILF: *grins wickedly* PGS DenMILF: *goes to he...

Thanks to my fabulously connected brother , this weekend I will achieve my lifelong dream of singing the national anthem before a game. T...

T.O. Practices. Holy shit, stop the presses!

Samuel L. Jackson called me on Friday. He told me I should stop dying my hair all kind of crazy colors and go see his latest film instead....

The sign outside the Baskin Robbins clearly reads "31 Flavors" in giant pink writing. And yet when I go inside I count exactly 20 ...

...then it strikes you with lightning, knocks a tree over onto your house and floods your basement. Browns Center Ephraim to be Suspended ...

I'm laying on the couch in my living room, while my roommate the bartender reads me college football previews, followed by college footb...

My throat hurts. I can barely swallow. My head weighs 60 pounds and some asshole is blowing up a balloon right behind my eye sockets. Trains...

Our new subtitle comes to us courtesy of the great and powerful Wizard of MrSteve. We'd been sitting at the bar discussing television sh...

A guy from the parent company and The Intern are standing near the back hallway talking. My backpack and I approach them on my way to the do...

I would be crying if it weren't for the fact I was totally expecting something like this to happen. Normally the catastrophe has somethi...

Cousin Rick is coming to town this weekend to go see CAKE play at a church festival (not even kidding) and hang out with his favorite cousin...

The bartender has lived at my place for a full week now. He talks to himself in the bathroom. This is not the typical "singing in the ...

Just moments ago, my refreshing private pee was interrupted by another person coming into the bathroom. It turns out it was my co-worker. I ...

Seriously you guys, I swear I am a very intelligent person. For reals. I do math for a living. I read often and faster than a speeding bulle...

Fish: did you see that ken lay bought the farm yesterday? PGS DenMILF: yeah. what does it say about me that my first thought was that he st...

I am currently sitting in my living room staring at beer cases that run from the bay window in my living room to the opposing wall in my din...

Just so you know, Blogger spell check thinks my imaginary tail should be attached to my Taliban rather than my tailbone. I have to say I dis...

Krissy woke me up the other morning for food and petting as she always does. I lay there petting her for a while, and then she decided it wa...