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I would be crying if it weren't for the fact I was totally expecting something like this to happen. Normally the catastrophe has somethi...

Cousin Rick is coming to town this weekend to go see CAKE play at a church festival (not even kidding) and hang out with his favorite cousin...

The bartender has lived at my place for a full week now. He talks to himself in the bathroom. This is not the typical "singing in the ...

Just moments ago, my refreshing private pee was interrupted by another person coming into the bathroom. It turns out it was my co-worker. I ...

Seriously you guys, I swear I am a very intelligent person. For reals. I do math for a living. I read often and faster than a speeding bulle...

Fish: did you see that ken lay bought the farm yesterday? PGS DenMILF: yeah. what does it say about me that my first thought was that he st...

I am currently sitting in my living room staring at beer cases that run from the bay window in my living room to the opposing wall in my din...

Just so you know, Blogger spell check thinks my imaginary tail should be attached to my Taliban rather than my tailbone. I have to say I dis...

Krissy woke me up the other morning for food and petting as she always does. I lay there petting her for a while, and then she decided it wa...

VelociHeather: speaking of conclusion thus ends my work day VelociHeather: i must change before I walk home PGS DenMILF: ah yes, tis that ...

...but I will tell you this: I love painting soooo much that I'm flying to Baltimore for the weekend to help Heather paint her new hous...

I am being a very, very bad blogger. I'm sorry. It's just that I am redonkulously busy with work things and also people who want to ...

Cable access at the Amberance residence (which still has no name. All I can come up with is The Sex Grotto II, but that only makes sense if ...

Tomorrow morning between the ungodly Saturday hours of 8 and 10 a.m. I will be the proud recipient of cable television and internet access a...

It is 11:52 PM on Friday, the 9th of June, and I am sitting on the couch in my living room blogging. From this we can infer two things: 1)...

As I suspected, we (that is, the bartender and I) were recently informed that Fuckwit did indeed commit futher infractions by grabbing the a...

So I’m back from Vegas. I started writing this righteously long post and then realized it was going to be interesting to no one except me an...

Since it's been over a week, it seemed like it was time to get my hair cut again. One of the best things about having a pink and blue ...

Today, my co-worker came to my desk with an apron. Apparently some event company she's involved with gave it to her. She came by to disc...

I will be able to afford to buy groceries with a startling degree of regularity, and without borrowing money from Fish. These groceries will...