Bizzybiz Blog

Just so you know, Blogger spell check thinks my imaginary tail should be attached to my Taliban rather than my tailbone. I have to say I dis...

Krissy woke me up the other morning for food and petting as she always does. I lay there petting her for a while, and then she decided it wa...

VelociHeather: speaking of conclusion thus ends my work day VelociHeather: i must change before I walk home PGS DenMILF: ah yes, tis that ...

...but I will tell you this: I love painting soooo much that I'm flying to Baltimore for the weekend to help Heather paint her new hous...

I am being a very, very bad blogger. I'm sorry. It's just that I am redonkulously busy with work things and also people who want to ...

Cable access at the Amberance residence (which still has no name. All I can come up with is The Sex Grotto II, but that only makes sense if ...

Tomorrow morning between the ungodly Saturday hours of 8 and 10 a.m. I will be the proud recipient of cable television and internet access a...

It is 11:52 PM on Friday, the 9th of June, and I am sitting on the couch in my living room blogging. From this we can infer two things: 1)...

As I suspected, we (that is, the bartender and I) were recently informed that Fuckwit did indeed commit futher infractions by grabbing the a...

So I’m back from Vegas. I started writing this righteously long post and then realized it was going to be interesting to no one except me an...

Since it's been over a week, it seemed like it was time to get my hair cut again. One of the best things about having a pink and blue ...

Today, my co-worker came to my desk with an apron. Apparently some event company she's involved with gave it to her. She came by to disc...

I will be able to afford to buy groceries with a startling degree of regularity, and without borrowing money from Fish. These groceries will...

I sold my house today.

I posted a personal ad on Craigslist this week. I knew, of course, that the freaks would come out the woodwork, but I wasn't exactly pre...

I found this great website (ok, ok, so I saw it in a MySpace bulletin, I'm a dork, get over it) that generates advertising slogans. Obv...

JoE: you've gotta try this one night when you're cooking PGS DenMILF: I'm not cooking naked for you people JoE: HAHA JoE: a n...

MrSteve: (after smelling a new blueberry flavored vodka) It's like a demented muffin. Me: I like demented muffins! Gene: You ARE a dem...

You may have noticed that my blog has no permanent links in the sidebar. There are several reasons for this. For one thing, I don't unde...

You know you're turning into a total bitch when you fire someone from painting their own new house. Which is what I did yesterday while ...