Bizzybiz Blog

Today, my co-worker came to my desk with an apron. Apparently some event company she's involved with gave it to her. She came by to disc...

I will be able to afford to buy groceries with a startling degree of regularity, and without borrowing money from Fish. These groceries will...

I sold my house today.

I posted a personal ad on Craigslist this week. I knew, of course, that the freaks would come out the woodwork, but I wasn't exactly pre...

I found this great website (ok, ok, so I saw it in a MySpace bulletin, I'm a dork, get over it) that generates advertising slogans. Obv...

JoE: you've gotta try this one night when you're cooking PGS DenMILF: I'm not cooking naked for you people JoE: HAHA JoE: a n...

MrSteve: (after smelling a new blueberry flavored vodka) It's like a demented muffin. Me: I like demented muffins! Gene: You ARE a dem...

You may have noticed that my blog has no permanent links in the sidebar. There are several reasons for this. For one thing, I don't unde...

You know you're turning into a total bitch when you fire someone from painting their own new house. Which is what I did yesterday while ...

I get bored easily. So even though I loved loved loved my last haircut, I found myself back in Melle's chair last week begging her to cu...

The bartender called at midnight last night. I'm sure he had a reason, but I don't know what it was because I wasn't listening t...

Happy Easter y'all. How was it this year? Mine sucked rancid eggs. The plan was for me, the bartender and the bartender's roommate...

PGS DenMILF: i made a gay Easter egg last week PGS DenMILF: it's a rainbow VelociHeather: did it go clubbing? VelociHeather: :-) PGS...

Last night I dreamed that I tried on a little black strapless dress at Abercrombie when I was out shopping with Kelly. The price tag said it...

A week ago, if you'd told me I was going to see a rock show that was stranger than Hank III, I would have laughed in your face. Even tho...

I'm having a kid. Don't panic, I'm not actually pregnant or anything. It's just that I decided last week that I'm havi...

PGS DenMILF: holy crap i am so tired today VelociHeather: yeah? PGS DenMILF: you know hank williams? VelociHeather: the singer? VelociHe...

Anyone who has Hotmail knows that on the left hand side of your screen there's a bunch of links to recent fluff pieces on MSN. I tend to...

I believe I posted something yesterday to the effect of "Aw poop, nothing is happening to me." I would like to revise that sentime...

You may have noticed I am incredibly boring lately. This is because nothing is happening to me. Instead I offer this: Which is the more of...