Bizzybiz Blog

I get bored easily. So even though I loved loved loved my last haircut, I found myself back in Melle's chair last week begging her to cu...

The bartender called at midnight last night. I'm sure he had a reason, but I don't know what it was because I wasn't listening t...

Happy Easter y'all. How was it this year? Mine sucked rancid eggs. The plan was for me, the bartender and the bartender's roommate...

PGS DenMILF: i made a gay Easter egg last week PGS DenMILF: it's a rainbow VelociHeather: did it go clubbing? VelociHeather: :-) PGS...

Last night I dreamed that I tried on a little black strapless dress at Abercrombie when I was out shopping with Kelly. The price tag said it...

A week ago, if you'd told me I was going to see a rock show that was stranger than Hank III, I would have laughed in your face. Even tho...

I'm having a kid. Don't panic, I'm not actually pregnant or anything. It's just that I decided last week that I'm havi...

PGS DenMILF: holy crap i am so tired today VelociHeather: yeah? PGS DenMILF: you know hank williams? VelociHeather: the singer? VelociHe...

Anyone who has Hotmail knows that on the left hand side of your screen there's a bunch of links to recent fluff pieces on MSN. I tend to...

I believe I posted something yesterday to the effect of "Aw poop, nothing is happening to me." I would like to revise that sentime...

You may have noticed I am incredibly boring lately. This is because nothing is happening to me. Instead I offer this: Which is the more of...

I have a small reputation for not always behaving according to traditional gender stereotypes. I am as likely to say "Check out the tit...

VelociHeather: you should just move here and be our fun quirky neighbor who walks in whenever they want PGS DenMILF: that would rule. I...

This awful bastardization of a beloved children’s nursery rhyme is brought to you by Kristen Ann, hands down the cutest cat who has ever liv...

Hi. I'm back. From Vegas. As it turns out, what happens in Vegas actually DOESN'T stay in Vegas and the reason for this is that I ...

Happy Steak and Blow Job Day.

I can hear my downstairs neighbors having sex. I know they can't hear me having sex, because I'm not having any*. And while I know I...

Co-worker I actually talk to: One time my cat wanted me to wake up so she took her paw and smacked me right in the eye. Me: Wow, really? K...

I was doing some emergency grocery shopping and I came across a new product: Kraft Supermac and Cheese. In Fairly Odd Parents and Spiderman ...

I've done something horrible to my wrist. And before you make any snide comments, it's the other wrist. This has been going on for o...