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Anyone who has Hotmail knows that on the left hand side of your screen there's a bunch of links to recent fluff pieces on MSN. I tend to...

I believe I posted something yesterday to the effect of "Aw poop, nothing is happening to me." I would like to revise that sentime...

You may have noticed I am incredibly boring lately. This is because nothing is happening to me. Instead I offer this: Which is the more of...

I have a small reputation for not always behaving according to traditional gender stereotypes. I am as likely to say "Check out the tit...

VelociHeather: you should just move here and be our fun quirky neighbor who walks in whenever they want PGS DenMILF: that would rule. I...

This awful bastardization of a beloved children’s nursery rhyme is brought to you by Kristen Ann, hands down the cutest cat who has ever liv...

Hi. I'm back. From Vegas. As it turns out, what happens in Vegas actually DOESN'T stay in Vegas and the reason for this is that I ...

Happy Steak and Blow Job Day.

I can hear my downstairs neighbors having sex. I know they can't hear me having sex, because I'm not having any*. And while I know I...

Co-worker I actually talk to: One time my cat wanted me to wake up so she took her paw and smacked me right in the eye. Me: Wow, really? K...

I was doing some emergency grocery shopping and I came across a new product: Kraft Supermac and Cheese. In Fairly Odd Parents and Spiderman ...

I've done something horrible to my wrist. And before you make any snide comments, it's the other wrist. This has been going on for o...

Today my boss was handing out those awful, chalk tasting candy hearts he had left over from Valentine's Day. I friggin hate those things...

Thursday night was joke night at Tai’s. I stood around with my group and we took turns telling jokes that ranged from silly (“Knock, knock.”...

VelociHeather: i have to share this PGS DenMILF: you may begin VelociHeather: Amy said they just hired a gal in her office whose name is ...

Heather : I had a dream last night where I was visiting you. You were living in a college dorm, and when you introduced me to your friends I...

Honestly people, all I wanted to do was officially become an Illlinoisian. Illinoiser? Illinoisan? Whatever. I wanted to officially be from ...

"I'm telling you, he's gay. I have a gay brother and a lesbian sister, and I used to be the general manager a gay nightclub. I...

I just got back from Chipotle (they had chicken today and charged me the correct amount for it thankyouverymuch), where I saw a very sad sig...

Here's an argument I'm having with Fish. Actually it's two related arguments. I thought I'd poll the experts (this means you...