Bizzybiz Blog

I'm a little bit of a spazz about Christmas as evidenced by: owning 9 Christmas trees making my own bows for said trees, as well as my...

The one year anniversary of this blog came and went without my making a big deal out of it at all. Don't get me wrong, I meant to - I ju...

I've never been able to understand those people who dread the holidays. They all have the same reason - their families are mess up someh...

VelociHeather: want to hear something horrifying? PGS DenMILF: um, yes? VelociHeather: seriously, brace yourself, it involves your least f...

Apologies for the post title; every time I see a Harry Potter movie, I find myself saying things like "git" and "bloody"...

As a burgeoning fat girl, it is important to eat huge lunches filled with fat and empty calories. It was with this in mind that I ventured o...

I have no idea why I'm getting fat again. Seriously, none. I keep from taxing my body by resting constantly on my couch and on bar stool...

My friend Heather and I appear to be connected by some kind of cosmic thread, in that we tend to be doing to same kinds of things at the sam...

Happy birthday, mom.

Every day I'm amused by adult type people who have nothing better to do all day than find things to be appalled about. Witness this art...

Speedboats? Grenade Launchers? Ski masks? What the hell? That's not romantic at all! What happened to the tall ships, peg legs, eye pat...

Here's the new haircut. I'm in my "Trinity" outfit, and giving my patented "come hither" look (which is often m...

Here's yet another fine example of how I'm incompetent at life! I did laundry this weekend, and by Wednesday I decided that maybe I ...

I think I may have mentioned before my borderline obsessive love for my little cat. I think it's because of her magical powers. The magi...

So to go with my new sexy haircut, I wore a short gray skirt, black blouse, black tall boots and my long black PVC jacket to work yesterday....

I cut my hair last night. Well, I didn't cut it; Melle did. And John too, sometimes. But we'll get to that. I've been dying to...

There's a weird thing that happens after you move out of your parents house: it's not your house anymore. This may seem completely...

Here's a fun little sociology experiment to try: First, move to a new city. Move, but remember to keep your professional and collegiat...

People who know me in real life know that I am not one for the fast food option. It's not a health thing, ala Supersize Me or anything l...

Transcript from a message that the Triple Threat left on my voicemail earlier this summer: Morgan: [Family name], it’s Morgan. I’m just ca...