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Here's the thing: I'm kind of a klutz. OK, maybe not kind of; I am a klutz. Once, when I still worked at the number factory, I was...

While watching college football last night at the bar: "I hate conservative coaches! If I were coaching, I'd be out there running...

One of the more juvenile things that I love to do is to get in flame wars over the internet. Yes, I realize that this is very 7th grade of m...

Friends, there is someone I'd like you all to meet. Everyone say hi to Fred. Did I mention that Fish is the bestest guy EVER? He showe...

I have a ring with my birthstone in it. It was a gift from my cousin. It's my favorite ring. I wore it this weekend. Laying in bed las...

Annoyed My boss Drives me crazy Comes to my desk Looks around and says “excellent” Then just walks away What the fuck? I’m confused ...

Buckeyes 31 - Iowa 6 The Buckeye defense continues to impress me, sacking Drew Tate 5 times, and shutting down the run entirely (Iowa had ...

I believe I've mentioned before my debilitating fear of any stranger who asks me a question. Especially if it is their job. Wanna freak ...

I finally got to see my little one this weekend. I was really nervous about it, so Fish went along with me for support. Thank heaven he was ...

One thing that I love about people who have been drinking is their accidental honesty, which is when they tell you things about you they wou...

NFL football regular season opens tonight. Patriots versus the Raiders. 9 pm Eastern on ABC. I think I might be having an orgasm right now...

The Bizzybiz Wedding Awards brought to you by: The Runaway Bride (with apologies to those of you who don't know any of these people) M...

A 7:00 am telephone conversation I had with my favorite pint puller yesterday: Bartender: "So I was out the other night with this fri...

As I mentioned earlier, I'm out at the Douche Dorm this weekend, and I have the plague. It reached it's worst point yesterday evenin...

Hey there kids. Just wanted to say that I have the plague. I'm in the care of Dr. Fish and his crack(head) team of nurses out in Lisle. ...

Some years ago when 1153 and I were in Vegas we went and saw a show called Crazy Girls. It was alright I guess. I was somewhat underwhelmed....

You know you're old when you are reading the paper in the morning and there's a story about this year's crop of college freshmen...

The Paulina Brown Line station is apparently infested with ginormous, hideous, evil, gray spiders. I wouldn't have found that out if I w...

Here's a message I just got on MySpace from some person claiming to be named CrAS (oh how I love the trendy new randomized capitalizatio...

Today marks 13 years since I lost my mom to cancer. I wrote a whole thing about it over on MySpace, but I'm not really in the mood to ta...