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NFL football regular season opens tonight. Patriots versus the Raiders. 9 pm Eastern on ABC. I think I might be having an orgasm right now...

The Bizzybiz Wedding Awards brought to you by: The Runaway Bride (with apologies to those of you who don't know any of these people) M...

A 7:00 am telephone conversation I had with my favorite pint puller yesterday: Bartender: "So I was out the other night with this fri...

As I mentioned earlier, I'm out at the Douche Dorm this weekend, and I have the plague. It reached it's worst point yesterday evenin...

Hey there kids. Just wanted to say that I have the plague. I'm in the care of Dr. Fish and his crack(head) team of nurses out in Lisle. ...

Some years ago when 1153 and I were in Vegas we went and saw a show called Crazy Girls. It was alright I guess. I was somewhat underwhelmed....

You know you're old when you are reading the paper in the morning and there's a story about this year's crop of college freshmen...

The Paulina Brown Line station is apparently infested with ginormous, hideous, evil, gray spiders. I wouldn't have found that out if I w...

Here's a message I just got on MySpace from some person claiming to be named CrAS (oh how I love the trendy new randomized capitalizatio...

Today marks 13 years since I lost my mom to cancer. I wrote a whole thing about it over on MySpace, but I'm not really in the mood to ta...

Well, they did it. They made me watch Stealth. It was even worse than I expected. Off the charts unreal. Really. Now don't get me wron...

Old friends are the best kind sometimes (as in you've known them a long time, not as in they're decrepit and smell like mothballs). ...

If you haven't noticed, I spend a fair amount of time with my awesome friend Fish. Yeah. His friends have noticed as well, as evidenced ...

Today is Thugglife Chris' birthday. This is important because for his birthday we are going out to BD's Mongolian BBQ, which is bett...

I have a tendency to write stuff down a lot, because funny things happen around me all the time and I think to myself "I should blog th...

You know what sucks mad dick? When you are one or two pages from completing a report for a client that took the entire day yesterday and mos...

As soon as I posted that last thing, I ventured over to her blog to see if there was anything new, only to find that she too wrote about pee...

As my heroine Jennie Smash might say*, I have a touch of the crazy. As such, my brain occasionally** derails over ordinary, mundane things....

I have loved IKEA since the first time TupperDoug dragged me to the one in Pittsburgh. "It's a furniture store," he told me. ...

I discovered at Bed, Bath and Beyond this weekend that I've lost about 5 pounds on the Only Eat Dinner (if that) and Walk to the Bar Die...