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Ah, the Windy City. Mother Fucking Cold as a Witch's Tit City would be a more appropriate moniker, I think. Despite that, things are goi...

I'm pretty sure I've accidentally joined a cult. I didn't mean to join a cult; I only meant to buy a car. But the MINI Cooper pe...

Tuesday morning. Two flash reports are needed for a client meeting. The Gander is leaving at noon. I have no statements. The Gander is despe...

Valentine, Schmalentine. I am SO not into this Valentine's Day crap this year. Unless you're talking about Chicago-style, in which...

I have this friend in Chicago named Jim. Jim is a little punker friend of the bartender's. He also happens to be a pretty talented music...

If you wake up with a pounding headache, and you take two Excedrin to make it go away, you probably shouldn't drink two giant cups of co...

I'm worried about the Gander. He's destroying himself. Mostly over stuff not worth destroying oneself over. We have our difference...

I generally stay away from religion in this blog both because it is a polarizing issue for many people and I think mixing my sexual escapade...

While I personally have found the below exchange highly amusing (I also get a sick thrill from seeing 38 comments), other friends of mine ar...

***ATTENTION! This post is longer than Fat Albert's grocery list, and contains explicit material. It is not intended for family members,...

Twice in the last three days, I've dreamt that I dropped my cell phone into a body of water. In the first dream I was back at my dad...

Sorry about the sparse posting; I'm having to spend my waking hours doing actual work. In fact, I'm at work right now. Between train...

While we were enjoying a companionable stroll down Superior Avenue this evening, Mary says to me, "Oh hey! I just remembered this girl ...

I sat in the lunchroom on Friday surrounded by some of my favorite co-workers: Bia, Timmy, The Cherub, and my replacement. I was enjoying my...

I fear that it is not. My only question: Would he institute the west coast offense?

The wife of a friend of mine is having a pure romance party next weekend. I am pumped (figuratively. At least for now). I am embarrassed to...

In the past few weeks I've been having a little bit of "buyer's remorse" if you will. My move to Chicago is imminent, and ...

I was a prisoner in my own home this weekend. Friday I left work early, went home, drank a fifth of Nyquil (ok, it was the recommended dose ...

I am coming down with something. It feels like there is another, slightly smaller head inside of my outer head, and it's growing and try...

I had an eventful birthday party. I learned many new things. I will now impart to you my new knowledge, so that you too can learn from my ex...