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Me: Ugh, I have to dress up on Friday. StereoNinja: Why? Me: Oh, our biggest client is coming in and apparently they want to sit with ou...

I've been home for the entire day and holy mouse balls I miss my job. Basil, my beautiful MINI Cooper, is not feeling very well in secon...

Today my former roommate passive-aggressively blamed me for my cat's illness for which she will need surgery and went on to complain the...

Were you kidnapped and killed at the 50 Shades meet up? No, no one has been kidnapped and nobody died. Unless you mean OF LAUGHTER. We had...

HOLY CRIZAPPLE YOU GUYS. Thank you SO MUCH for all the amazing birthday wishes here and on Twitter, especially since I barely reminded anyon...

Me: [My boss] just gave me a model NCC-1701 to build. StereoNinja: and that is???? Me: The Enterprise. You lose 5 nerd points for that q...

I seem to be having something of a motivational problem at the moment. Partly this is due to the increasing obviousness that I am in the wro...

In case you are reading this and you are not from Chicago, this past weekend was the NATO summit and it was held right here in the second ci...

Me: How was your Easter? PCA: Good. How was yours? Me: Also good. PCA: What did you...? Me: We had ham. PCA: Oh. Ok. Good. Me: W...

By tomorrow afternoon I will have been home from my latest trip to England for an entire week. I haven't posted about it yet, and it...

BrownsFan: So where are you off to? Me: Oh, I thought I'd head over to Charlotte Russe and see if they had any cheap underwear people ...

So waaaaay back in August I did a calendar shoot at VaVoom Pinups. I had originally scheduled it for a project that had to be cancelled (ema...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

I would like to have written something brilliantly profound or hilarious for the last day of NaBloPoMo, but unfortunately I went to Victoria...

The CEO came in my office last week asking where all the Christmas decorations were. I told him it would be a motherfucking Christmas wonder...

Hey, do you know who wore a tartan plaid skirt, white blouse, red fencenet stockings, gold sequin ballet slippers, a white fur hat, snowflak...

My company moved our offices last week, which has been quite educational as far as getting to know my co-workers and finding out which of th...

So this ought to be a challenging post, because I'm super excited about something that happened at work today and I can't wait to te...

Co-worker: So what's happening? me: Very little. I lead a boring life. Co-worker: Yeah right. me: No, I'm serious! I don't do...

Apparently Coolio has been doing what he does just to survive, because today is his birthday. He is 44. I find this amusing because I sinc...