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For the first time in six years I have realized that it is my blogaversary on the actual day of my blogaversary. Six years ago today, I post...

Among his other responsibilities, Catholic Dennis runs a football pool at the number factory. When I first started playing, he walked around...

Here's the thing: I'm kind of a klutz. OK, maybe not kind of; I am a klutz. Once, when I still worked at the number factory, I was...

Tuesday morning. Two flash reports are needed for a client meeting. The Gander is leaving at noon. I have no statements. The Gander is despe...

At 7:00 am this morning my phone rang. Normally, if my phone rings at 7:00 am, it's my bartender, calling to tell me bar stories from th...

And so it was, that on December 15th, 2004 I attended my last holiday luncheon here at my firm. And it was good. Maybe a little too good. ...

Don't you just love it when you have a falling out with someone and you decide it's not worth maintaining a friendship anymore, so y...

Every year at my company we have a holiday outing. We used to go out for a fancy dinner, but a couple years ago when the budget was tightene...

Ok, so Bia freaked when I told her I blogged her picture and she made me promise to take it off. So I did, and replaced it with a picture of...

Today, the founder and CEO of my company told me he wants to promote me. Now, before you go congratulating me, let me give you a little bit ...

The nice thing about having my own office is that when I got it, they gave me this huge enormous desk, which comes in handy for bending over...

I am a big fan of our newest edition here at the office, The Cherub. The Cherub is very cute and little. She's not even 5 feet tall. I f...

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The Gander is at it again. He's in and out of my office throwing a tantrum like a petulant child because of something that is neither my...

After a week of being asked "Hey Tim, what are opinions like?" Tim has this to say: " I only said whatever because I didn...

Today's jems, uttered with love by my unique and interesting co-worker, Tim: When asked his opinion on Teresa Heinz Kerry: "First...

There is a page in these quarterly investment reports that I spend most of my waking hours creating called "Investment Policy Complianc...

I thought double entendre was a pretty common phrase, but I guess not since half the people I know seem confused by it's usage. We can...