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Me: What's the next biggest unit after a terabyte? The agent: A pterodactyl byte.

Me: Dean Martin's voice melts my vagina. The agent: Yeah, mine too.

The agent: We could sing "The Luckiest". I'll have to transpose it down so that it's more in your range. We should write s...

Me (trying to open the door before it was unlocked): Oops. I was premature. The agent: You're not mature at all.

H-town: ok , my ipod is calling me super homo gay it played that lady in red song, and now it's playing air supply me: I tried to pl...

Watching the Blackhawks game, in which someone has just been punched in the face The agent: Oh my god! Look how much he's bleeding! ...

The agent: What's that Prince song? Little Pink Cadillac? Me: (silent, horrified stare) The agent: Wait, no. It's Little Red Corve...

There is a right way and a wrong way to string lights on a Christmas tree, which is why I don't ever let anyone else touch the lights fo...

The opening band had two people on drums. It was still quieter than most bands with one drummer. The lead singer of the opening band played...

The agent and I have invented a hypothetical game called "Cannibal Race". It's hypothetical because to play it correctly you w...

If you live in Chicago and you have nothing to do this Sunday night, I'd like to suggest that you head over to The Elbo Room where the...

The last two nights in a row as I was getting ready for bed, I inadvertently started reflecting on the large lack of spiders in my house th...

"Hey, remember Romper Room ?" "Remember what? No," replied the agent. We were having this discussion over a delicious ...

I've had a number of differing responses to my post about how I fear marriage . BrownsFan , proponent of marriage and 20 year vetera...

H-town: how's the agent? is he as dreamy as ever? me: pretty good. except for that part where he thinks he wants to marry me. yeah H-...

waiting to board a flight at O'Hare Me: Want to play "I Spy"? The agent: Ok. Me: Can I go first? The agent: Yes. Me. Ok....

Not funny: Learning that your beloved kitty is in kidney failure. Also: stabbing her with a needle every day to administer vital fluids that...

Following a conversation about Billy Joel's "Vienna" Me (trying to be romantic): I want to go to Vienna with you. The agent...

I like bedtime stories. A lot. And I have a habit of asking for them from the agent and occasionally the bartender. This never goes over wel...

Of the whole anniversary dinner , the highlight was always meant to be the tiramisu . I knew I was making tiramisu before anything else bec...