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I'm very nervous right now. The Cleveland Browns, perennial losers who fail so often it is just this side of statistically impossible, a...

Last night was my first Super Bowl in exile, and I have to say, seriously, what the fuck. But let me back up a bit. I had managed to get...

So the Browns beat the Steelers today for the first time in years and only the third time in their last 25 meetings. Which I'm happy abo...

1. My least favorite knife to cut myself with while cooking is a serrated bread knife. 2. The Jets suck even worse than I thought, and I th...

When Cap and I were growing up, our father had a very succinct way of explaining the right way to demonstrate sportsmanship. "Act like ...

The one drawback to living in Chicago is that it's rare to be able to watch an entire Browns game. However, after Sunday's abysmal p...

I'm sitting in my living room facing my television watching the highly touted LSU versus Alabama football game on CBS, for free, and la...

Cap: Hold the effing phone...you're going to england in march? Give me dates me: oh, yeah. want to come? Cap: YES MAN U!!!! Giggs ...

College football - It is not Cam Newton's fault that his father is a douchebag. NBA basketball - I'm not going to sit here and pret...

What a day! #1 Alabama lost to South Carolina. I am only marginally upset that Lou Holtz called this. Boise State needs to stop wearing...

Most of the time I'm pretty good at impressing boys, because, let's face it, apart from the tits and the vagina, I am one. The avera...

I have mixed feelings about the weekend festivities in Canton, Ohio. I was happy for Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith, though I had to tune it o...

Fakesgiving dinner* is always better when it follows that whore Ann Arbor taking it in the ass for the 6 th year in a row. In only sligh...

I will shortly be hopping a train back to the Lou in order to be at Cap and Mrs. Sizemore's place in time for Ohio State/Michigan foot...

I will not be talking about last night's Browns game today. Not today, and not ever. Because, I mean, there is disappointing and then th...

This just in: the Bengals, as in the CINCINNATI Bengals, have swept the Steelers this year as of this afternoon. (Suck it TupperDoug and B...

Last night after several hours of wrestling with my kitten in an attempt to get her to stop sucking on my neck and kneading my trachea so I...

Q: Why can't Michigan make it to Columbus? A: Because they can't get past Toledo. Ann Arbor's a whore.

I can't stop watching this .

I know what I like. Mrs. Sizemore : how do you feel about pugs? Me: The dogs? I'm not into dogs, in general. They are too not a cat...