Bizzybiz Blog

A conversation between my cousin Kelly and me on the occasion of StereoNinja taking me to see Arcade Fire, which I was uncomfortable about i...

Having seen the weather report in our area for last weekend (a month's worth of rain in 48 hours), and having failed to remember to plan...

Were you kidnapped and killed at the 50 Shades meet up? No, no one has been kidnapped and nobody died. Unless you mean OF LAUGHTER. We had...

I've started writing a couple different posts for today, but one will never be finished in time (the next review, which will only cover ...

Feel free to just skip this one - it's late and I'm rambling, and I've just finished chapters 2-4 of a book that should have bee...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

Ok, so I was so wrapped up in my public nudity event, I completely forgot to blog y'all some holiday music on Friday, so I'm going t...

I was going to do another "Bizzybiz Wedding Awards" thingy, like I did for her sister's wedding , but really, a lot of the cat...

Spiders. There were massive fuck off spiders the size of my fist in the garden at the wedding and apparently that is TOTALLY FUCKING NORMAL ...

This afternoon my fake cousin Kelly will be married to Michael, and with any luck, I will be drunk before dark. More importantly, today ma...

I'm in Los Angeles. I've never been here before because I had always assumed that I would hate it. Kelly has been trying to get me...

Cap: Hold the effing phone...you're going to england in march? Give me dates me: oh, yeah. want to come? Cap: YES MAN U!!!! Giggs ...

I woke up Friday to brilliant sunshine and a wide open day. Both of these things are atypical of all my previous trips, so I was very excite...

My cousin(ish) Kelly, who is super awesome and loves me so much, had all these airline credits that she needed to use up before they expired...

Today is Festivus, a time for the Airing of the Grievances and the Feats of Strength, or, if you don't know what I'm talking about, ...

When I was growing up, my family liked to play board games at Christmas. It started out with the adults while us kids were busy having a wre...

I had lunch with my brother today. Cap: Ok, see you. Be good. Me: Yeah, see you soon. (pause) I'm not going to be good. Cap: Oh, o...

Look, I don't mean to sit around trash talking my hometown, but Cleveland has a way of being a soul-crushing vortex of despair even when...

Fakesgiving dinner* is always better when it follows that whore Ann Arbor taking it in the ass for the 6 th year in a row. In only sligh...

I will shortly be hopping a train back to the Lou in order to be at Cap and Mrs. Sizemore's place in time for Ohio State/Michigan foot...