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StereoNinja finished editing my last batch of spare notes last night, which I uploaded to YouTube in the middle of the night because I had d...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

Still sick and really hopped up on whatever it is I'm taking. I've been acting like I'm on speed all day long, and have just ove...

The holidays are officially over and that can only mean one thing: it's about to be my muthafuckin' birthday, y'all. In fact, it...

"You should not have said that. I mean it. You have no idea what you're getting yourself into. None," I said to the volleyball...

I formed a hypothesis at this years Tai's charity golf outing in Galena that the real reason people golf is for the sexual innuendo*. B...

Last night I went to Tai's because the comic was in town and because we would be in St. Louis on Thursday and therefore not at Tai'...

Conversations at Tai's frequently involve boobs. To wit: The bartender (to Teacher Charlie): You like big boobs. Me: That's why...

It has taken me well over a week to sit down and write this post detailing the events of two Thursday nights ago. This is due as much to the...

You know it's going to be just a stellar night when you have to use the phrase "DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME" before 9 p.m. The w...

Amberance is sitting at the bar conversing with two other girls. Two drunk fans arrive direct from the Cubs game and come sidling up to us....

Some strangers in Tai's are playing horrible horrible pop/dance music on the jukebox. MrSteve and I eye each other, dismayed. MrStev...

Hey, dumbass. We miss you already. Tai's won't be the same without you.

OMFG , as the kids would say. What with all the working hard, and the trying to find a new apartment (hi Aaron), and Reading Challenge 200...

I'd been saving these to write full posts around, but I've forgotten most of what I wanted to post and I really want these scraps ou...

MrSteve: (after smelling a new blueberry flavored vodka) It's like a demented muffin. Me: I like demented muffins! Gene: You ARE a dem...

Thursday night was joke night at Tai’s. I stood around with my group and we took turns telling jokes that ranged from silly (“Knock, knock.”...

1. Anyone going by the name of Dave, Hutch, Keri, TK, Pablo, or whose last name rhymes with "Schmongola". Though I hear Chris and ...

The owner (of Tai's) called me last night while I was on my way home from work. Our conversation went like this: Me: Well hi there. O...

MrSteve pointed out in the comments to my previous post that I left out an evening. Just for clarification, this was not due to a drunken bl...