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StereoNinja: What movie is the one with the Ewoks? Is that Empire? Me: No, it's Return of the Jedi. StereoNinja: Oh that's ri...

"I wish it was my birthday coming up instead of yours," I announced to StereoNinja on Sunday, "because then I could just whin...

Me: in other news i am not a terrorist i have a sticker in my passport that says so H-Town: oh, you got approved for the fast track thing...

By tomorrow afternoon I will have been home from my latest trip to England for an entire week. I haven't posted about it yet, and it...

So waaaaay back in August I did a calendar shoot at VaVoom Pinups. I had originally scheduled it for a project that had to be cancelled (ema...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

The gorilla: Is it me or is there nothing on tv? Me: It's fucking ridiculous. This is Thanksgiving. Shouldn't Star Wars be on, lin...

Search terms that have recently led people to this blog: "I can't bend my legs in my stormtrooper outfit" "Can the to...

MrSteve : Darth Vader Toaster . As the Ronco commercials say - ?The Ideal Christmas Gift!? The engineer: *waves hand* "This is not t...

BrownsFan was not a fan of my post critiquing her "nice Death Star" comment. She tried to support her comment by telling me that ...

I've had a number of differing responses to my post about how I fear marriage . BrownsFan , proponent of marriage and 20 year vetera...

H-town: how's the agent? is he as dreamy as ever? me: pretty good. except for that part where he thinks he wants to marry me. yeah H-...

The agent (attempting to quote from The Empire Strikes Back ): No, that one goes here and this one goes there. Me (accompanied by pointing ...

Excerpted from an IM conversation I was having with Thugglife yesterday: Amberance: The stupid thing is that I warned him this is what wou...

If you have not yet been to see Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, stop reading this right now and go see it. I mean it. Drop whatever it i...

Hey everyone! It's Star Wars day! Look for a post tomorrow or Friday on: -My spoiler-free review of the film. -What it's like to...

OK, granted, I'm going to see this on opening night, and I'm going to full-out nerd myself by dressing up as a Jedi or perhaps Padme...