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MrSteve called Friday morning for a chat, and ended up getting more than he bargained for (don't worry, he's used to it). Specifical...

I was talking to BrownsFan last week, because I would spontaneously combust if I didn't talk to her every day, and she showed me an arti...

I just got off the phone with MrSteve. He was checking on the plans for my birthday party, seeing as how it's almost my birthday (there ...

Discussing my diabolical seduction plot involving a ridiculously tiny vinyl dress MrSteve (shaking his head): Subtle as a train wreck. And...

Comments from MrSteve about yours truly: "Just seen on TFLN (and it made me think of you) - "I love how my brain works. It...

It has taken me well over a week to sit down and write this post detailing the events of two Thursday nights ago. This is due as much to the...

MrSteve: I LOVE smoking! If smoking was a chick I'd be married by now!

Me: I still think we should have Mystery Girl on the show. MrSteve: Why are you trying to make my life more difficult? Me: I'm not! ...

MrSteve: Here, try my Absolut Citron martini with a lemon twist. me: No way. MrSteve: Just try it, it's lemony! me: (sip, pause) This...

Mrs. Sizemore : Hey, do you want to move to Canada and get gay married? Me: That depends. Do I have to learn French? Mrs. Sizemore : No,...

MrSteve : Darth Vader Toaster . As the Ronco commercials say - ?The Ideal Christmas Gift!? The engineer: *waves hand* "This is not t...

MrSteve : Do you know what a C and C milling machine is? Me: I know what C & C Music Factory is.

I've had a number of differing responses to my post about how I fear marriage . BrownsFan , proponent of marriage and 20 year vetera...

A text message conversation with MrSteve in Spanish. Difficulty: neither of us speak Spanish. MrSteve: Out tonight? Me: Si. MrSteve: Que...

With as much fanfare as I can muster having gotten only a few hours sleep, I am proud to (finally) present Episode 1 of Dumbassity. You can ...

Gene: I'm not familiar with The Devil's Rain . Me: Oh, dude, it is terrible, but the cast is ridiculous. It's got Ernest Borgni...

Did you guys see that in the comments? Pronto yelled at me! Yelling frightens me and makes me nervous, so here is the reason for the lack of...

Some strangers in Tai's are playing horrible horrible pop/dance music on the jukebox. MrSteve and I eye each other, dismayed. MrStev...

"Why are you here?" seemed to be the $64,000 question at Tai's on Thursday night. Because it was Valentine's Day, see, and...

me: i wish i was a muppet H-town: doesn't that really just mean you want a hand in your ass? me: *hangs head in shame* yes H-town: Ah...