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I'm very nervous right now. The Cleveland Browns, perennial losers who fail so often it is just this side of statistically impossible, a...

While I was in Cleveland a week ago, after a long day of visiting family and watching three hour long musicals and having dinner with a frie...

I was told this morning by StereoNinja that I am being a shitty blogger in 2012 so far. Which I know, but see, there's this thing where ...

The one drawback to living in Chicago is that it's rare to be able to watch an entire Browns game. However, after Sunday's abysmal p...

College football - It is not Cam Newton's fault that his father is a douchebag. NBA basketball - I'm not going to sit here and pret...

Look, I don't mean to sit around trash talking my hometown, but Cleveland has a way of being a soul-crushing vortex of despair even when...

...then it strikes you with lightning, knocks a tree over onto your house and floods your basement. Browns Center Ephraim to be Suspended ...

I would be crying if it weren't for the fact I was totally expecting something like this to happen. Normally the catastrophe has somethi...

Transcript from a message that the Triple Threat left on my voicemail earlier this summer: Morgan: [Family name], it’s Morgan. I’m just ca...

Today I had one of those exhausting phone calls with the Triple Threat. The Triple Threat is a group of people I used to work with at the Bi...

Due to my raging egocentrism, I spent a fair amount of time googling myself in various ways yesterday. When I googled "Bizzybiz Blog...

Funny thing, being depressed. Sometimes moments of happiness make you....utterly sad. Yesterday Brandon drove me to the airport. We were dri...

An excerpt from the lyrics to "Ohio (Come Back to Texas)": ...But then she moved to Cleveland with some guy named Leland that s...

I've never been so popular in all my life. Just by virtue of living in Ohio too, I didn't even have to flash my tits or anything! Th...