tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post8630697855021497125..comments2023-10-23T11:15:52.472-05:00Comments on Bizzybiz Blog: 50 Shades Furiousamberancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-80203187658406479802015-02-07T04:01:03.139-06:002015-02-07T04:01:03.139-06:00The thing about Gia that pissed me off the most wa...The thing about Gia that pissed me off the most was Ana being willing to blame HER for "stealing" Christian. That is absolutely NOT how it works. Nobody on earth can steal a man. Even if he is chloroformed, bound, gagged, and carried away, it will still be his CHOICE to willingly engage in sex with another woman. There is no one to blame but a cheater for cheating, NEVER the person he cheats with, because half the time she doesn't even know he's spoken for, and the other half, it still isn't her fucking fault. Even if she says no to him, it does not change the fact that he WANTS to cheat. DUHHHHHHHHH!!! Ana should fucking know this better than anyone with the way Christian gets jealous over her being within a mile radius of a penis that isn't his.Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-5956581885043049212015-02-07T03:56:58.039-06:002015-02-07T03:56:58.039-06:00"Fuck his feelings with an entire goddamn ros..."Fuck his feelings with an entire goddamn rose bush."<br /><br />"How in the name of Lindsay Lohan's skidmarked underpants..."<br /><br />"I HOPE YOU GET TEABAGGED BY A GANG OF ELEPHANTS."<br /><br />~ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are officially more deviant than Christian! XD<br />Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-87859005868739640942012-12-05T08:31:44.669-06:002012-12-05T08:31:44.669-06:00"How in the name of Lindsay Lohan's skidm..."How in the name of Lindsay Lohan's skidmarked underpants..." I lost it. Coffee out the nose and pee in the pants. Thanks bunches!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-10577727673905181892012-12-03T05:10:58.291-06:002012-12-03T05:10:58.291-06:00Oh gosh.
The interview said there's a possib...Oh gosh. <br /><br />The interview said there's a possiblity of three more books. THREE MORE. Beckynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-3298027118863433482012-12-02T22:44:00.115-06:002012-12-02T22:44:00.115-06:00I am so sorry you had to go through that. I do not...I am so sorry you had to go through that. I do not know how you cope....I honestly need a drink after reading this post....fucking E.L. James....smhQnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-73610259775619200282012-11-30T11:21:47.635-06:002012-11-30T11:21:47.635-06:00This. Is. Divine.
I read all your 50-shades-posts...This. Is. Divine. <br />I read all your 50-shades-posts within two evenings, laughing out loud at least three times per post, you're doing an amazing job here - and thanks a lot for sparing me the painful experience of actually reading this unbelievable shit myself. I'm absolutely into BDSM, but I am not that masochistic, thank you.<br />How can anybody with, like, brains, actually publish this? There must be thousands of similar so called novels in the desk drawers of this world, thank God never really seeing the light of day? Why did they choose this?<br />(On paper. Trees dying out there for something like this. Sad world.)<br /><br />That said, I guess it's quite simple. Ignorant dickhead writer mixes up BDSM (play=NOT real, consent, fun) with real sadism (none of this), reproducing the good ol prejudices for the billionst time. <br />So maybe she (->ignorant dickhead writer) did it on purpose. Saving the poor innocent women of the evil abyss of "dirty" sex by reassuring them, it's all a nice little fantasy, but don't you ever ever try this at home, for every single person doing this is an abusive psycho (who just can't help it, childhood, blabla, but still), you'd have to give up control about everything, and who'd do that? See. So, stick to the vanilla stuff. Don't forget to close your eyes. <br />Writing about D/s like something sane and consensual? Omg, omg, they could end up actually enjoying something... <br />But propably I'm overestimating her. Given the crap officially named plot she is trying to feed us (BTW your research made me cry, thx for the effort!), I assume I do. <br /><br />(...Shuddering at the thought of how exorbitantly horrible this...thing must be in German translation. I musn't even think about it...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-75271177976137444262012-11-29T20:19:06.605-06:002012-11-29T20:19:06.605-06:00Holy Flaming Crap Balls of Rage, I have no idea ho...Holy Flaming Crap Balls of Rage, I have no idea how you cope with reading that drivel, but I'm so, so grateful you do. You're like an alchemist - you read mindless, juvenile, irredeemably banal porn, and turn it into comedy gold. <br /><br />On the flip-side of James being nommed for Time's Person of the Year (HOW IS THIS EVEN A THING SHE IS ELIGIBLE FOR?! SHE'S DRAGGED LITERARY STANDARDS AND FEMINISM BACK TO THE STONEAGE! THAT'S NOT SOMETHING FOR WHICH SHE SHOULD BE CONGRATULATED!), the Fifty Shades phenomenon has also been nommed as one of 2012's biggest fails. Rest assured,in that capacity, I voted for it. Several hundred times. My finger is now sore.<br /><br />Thank you, as always, for the giggle-snorts. You rock.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-59136912346371761202012-11-29T17:27:14.356-06:002012-11-29T17:27:14.356-06:00Oh, how I wish I had found this blog before I actu...Oh, how I wish I had found this blog before I actually read these atrocities that are being called literature. I spent several weeks reading them, and being sucked in by having to see what stupidity would ensue next. It was at that point where I wanted to burn them, but had to know what crap came next. <br /><br />Person of the Year? REALLY!?! I don't want to live on this planet anymore.Sisyankinsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-44077806971672428662012-11-29T08:08:12.303-06:002012-11-29T08:08:12.303-06:00In the BBC article I did like her telling the inte...In the BBC article I did like her telling the interviewer, when asked about the structure of the plot, that there was no structure and that she made it up as she went along. Hmm, you don't say...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20532794" rel="nofollow">Here's the video for you to yell abuse at</a>kalokimallowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13090559106312605521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-80114720416680251842012-11-29T05:52:57.079-06:002012-11-29T05:52:57.079-06:00I'll email you soon. I had 2.5 hours of dance ...I'll email you soon. I had 2.5 hours of dance class last night, sorry!amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-72635646012205654092012-11-29T03:53:27.481-06:002012-11-29T03:53:27.481-06:00EL James was interviewed on BBC news last night:
I...EL James was interviewed on BBC news last night:<br />Interviewer - So did you have any idea of plot or outline or direction when you began writing these books?<br />EL - None whatsoever, it just came spilling out of me.<br />Interviewer - How did you come up with the idea for the story?<br />EL - Well I had read a couple of BDSM books , and I wondered what would happen if someone from outside the lifestyle met someone who was into it.<br /><br />So there you have it, sum total of her research. I know it doesn't surprise us, but I cant believe she admitted to it!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-41682990277087931802012-11-29T03:06:26.473-06:002012-11-29T03:06:26.473-06:00Oh, er. Hello, Next Morning.
Got a bit overenthus...Oh, er. Hello, Next Morning.<br /><br />Got a bit overenthusiastic under the influence of half a bottle of red, hence all the caps and links above.<br /><br />Ignore me! Normal service has now resumed.<br /><br />< /embarrassed >Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-49735378534650308752012-11-28T16:41:14.812-06:002012-11-28T16:41:14.812-06:00This is literally a tiny, tiny except of all the b...This is literally a tiny, tiny except of all the bile I've spewed over the next two chapters. If you want to hook up and bang heads over how shit it all is, let me know, Amber.<br /><br />http://tinyurl.com/cguxlex<br /><br />SAVE ME FROM MY HORRIBLE FATE. I'm supposed to be recapping Liz & Dick. I don't want to do it Amber. I would rather do 50 Shades. Yes, it's that bad.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-37235479676011608492012-11-28T14:45:19.920-06:002012-11-28T14:45:19.920-06:00Amber-alert!
Amber-alert!
No, there isn't a ...Amber-alert!<br /><br />Amber-alert!<br /><br />No, there isn't a child in danger, there's a blogger in danger. I feel you teetering on a raggedy edge of sanity, Amber! I've made some notes on the next few chapters if you want a hand, or at least the knowledge that other people experience the hate as hard as you do. Throw me an email: moxieswagger@googlemail.com<br /><br />IT MIGHT HELP. You don't even have to credit me. I feel so fucking sorry for you having to wade through this bullshit alone, and somewhat responsible for egging you on in the early days! Hahaha!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-44232904795450463012012-11-28T12:29:03.669-06:002012-11-28T12:29:03.669-06:00Actualol at elephant teabagging. People are looki...Actualol at elephant teabagging. People are looking at me strangely.Throbbenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-47275127624291081382012-11-28T03:34:06.387-06:002012-11-28T03:34:06.387-06:00Why didn't you know? Apparently she is single-...Why didn't you know? Apparently she is single-handedly responsible for bringing the counrty out of recession!<br /><br />*weeps quietly for the nation*Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-1046723432845434852012-11-27T18:04:07.321-06:002012-11-27T18:04:07.321-06:00Please please be fucking with me. For the love of ...Please please be fucking with me. For the love of god. *faints*<br />amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-81429374545206872782012-11-27T17:10:07.180-06:002012-11-27T17:10:07.180-06:00H-Town, Superninja or the bartender, please can yo...H-Town, Superninja or the bartender, please can you pick Amberance off the floor and give her a big hug because I just read that James has been nominated for Time's person of the year. I want flying monkeys to rip her to shreds.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com