tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post8154824499097946410..comments2023-10-23T11:15:52.472-05:00Comments on Bizzybiz Blog: 50 Shades Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzamberancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-84948267340304940762015-02-07T08:43:56.307-06:002015-02-07T08:43:56.307-06:00"The sheer number of trees that were felled i..."The sheer number of trees that were felled in order to print this chapter as many times as it's been printed to date is a tragedy in and of itself. Let us all have a moment of silence for those poor trees."<br /><br />~ Well put. Thank you for bringing this travesty to light. We've all forgotten that trees are innocent victims as well. :)Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-31717131706433446392015-02-07T08:18:57.026-06:002015-02-07T08:18:57.026-06:00You said "at altitude" twice so I'm ...You said "at altitude" twice so I'm assuming it's not a typo. "At altitude" isn't a thing. You mean "at a higher altitude" or something similar. A type of altitude must be specified, because even sea level is considered an altitude.Nunya Bizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02644949453313887907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-65845141346500129992013-08-01T14:07:45.596-05:002013-08-01T14:07:45.596-05:00I am a little over half way through the first book...I am a little over half way through the first book and I hate it. I only kept reading because my friend kept assuring me it would get better and I would love it. Wrong! I have enjoyed reading your blog posts about this ridiculous book far better! Love it... I can't tell you how many times I have laughed out loud!! Thank you Thank you!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-55843078873887226722013-04-01T12:33:49.984-05:002013-04-01T12:33:49.984-05:00As always, we appreciate your continuing brain-rap...As always, we appreciate your continuing brain-rapeage. We should take up a collection/fund for you to get the psychotherapy you will most assuredly need to purge this awful awful writing from your memory.The Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-92128470635143605412013-03-26T12:38:45.805-05:002013-03-26T12:38:45.805-05:00Amberance... They're making it into a film. I ...Amberance... They're making it into a film. I think this is for real this time, and not some soccer-mom's wet dream. I am raging so much right now.<br /><br />http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/news/a460460/50-shades-of-grey-movie-planned-for-summer-2014.htmlWeston-Super-Clarenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-44208695330960540462013-02-24T14:28:32.617-06:002013-02-24T14:28:32.617-06:00Holy shit, I'd taken three sleeping pills to t...Holy shit, I'd taken three sleeping pills to try and finally kick my insomnia in the cock when I wrote that sexorcism comment. You can tell by all the typos. Frankly, I'm impressed I was at all legible, I think I was typing by throwing plates at the keyboard at speed.<br /><br />BUT! A sexorcism is now endorsed by Laura Mary, which means we have to do one. Sorry, Amber. Or congrats! (I'm not sure what it will entail.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-65144155527266499902013-02-24T12:49:57.793-06:002013-02-24T12:49:57.793-06:00OMGSEXORCISM!!!!!!!!
Jen...
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I think......OMGSEXORCISM!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Jen...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />I think...<br /><br />...<br /><br />I think I love you.Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-28058945629726038562013-02-23T14:14:55.548-06:002013-02-23T14:14:55.548-06:00NO, JANE, NO!
She's suffered enough.
Hahahah...NO, JANE, NO!<br /><br />She's suffered enough.<br /><br />Hahahaha<br /><br />After all this, all we Enlish folk re going to have to let her lie down in a dark room and sob gently until all the shades have left her mind.<br /><br />OR--<br /><br />OR--!<br /><br />You guys, we could do an exorcism. Only in order to purge Amber of all that shitty, cooch-puckering fucking, it will need to be a sexorcism.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-82056974997762362102013-02-22T20:23:45.981-06:002013-02-22T20:23:45.981-06:00I have spent the last couple of days finding the s...I have spent the last couple of days finding the spare time to read every one of your Fifty Posts of Piss. I love them. I am only sorry I have caught up to you in real time and now I have to wait for you to finish the book. I have read the book - and I cannot wait to see what you write about the last few chapters. <br /><br />Oh, and my copy is an eBook - and it has the first two chapters of Fifty Shades of Christian in it. EL James went back and decided to rewrite the book(s) with Christian as first person. I cannot wait to hear your take on how THAT reads! Jane Cartellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00655507125048588634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-31281993396130145012013-02-22T16:53:17.791-06:002013-02-22T16:53:17.791-06:00I'm sharing in your boredom as I simply skimme...I'm sharing in your boredom as I simply skimmed this particular post. I used to be mad, then sad, then mad, and now just indifferent. I'm sure that it will all come back the first time I see that stupid trailer for the stupid movie and have to live it all over again.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919097121574865629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-84905841187144153972013-02-20T22:45:35.667-06:002013-02-20T22:45:35.667-06:00I also did a live-tweeting of the last book when I...I also did a live-tweeting of the last book when I read it (though it doesn't compare to the physical/verbal reactions that typed words could not recreate properly). After a while it got quiet because I was just so bored and didn't care enough to keep up with it (I'm noticing a trend) but you're welcome to search for it if you'd like; it was a while ago but luckily I'm not very active on Twitter haha. <br />@anastazykeesee<br /><br />Ps everytime I see 'Ana' in those fucking books, it makes my entire being cringe - it's what everybody at work calls me. Fuck you, James. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-38850614210703005522013-02-19T14:53:04.344-06:002013-02-19T14:53:04.344-06:00Yes, that comment reminded me of a link someone le...Yes, that comment reminded me of a link someone left in the comments of an earlier post to an article about how the books are all about condoning pedophilia. Some of the points were very interesting, but the writer was claiming this was an obvious deliberate attempt to make pedophilia acceptable, and there is just no way that's true. E.L. James can barely construct a complete sentence, there's no way she could have planned and then embedded a pro-child abuse agenda into these books. She's not nearly intelligent enough for that.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-13144224138201042132013-02-19T13:37:01.323-06:002013-02-19T13:37:01.323-06:00Hmm... Interesting point but I'm not sure I...Hmm... Interesting point but I'm not sure I'd credit someone you uses the phrase 'puckered love cave' with the ability to manipulate women worldwide.<br />I think we'll survive as a gender okay :-)Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-6410604231241991312013-02-19T11:42:51.804-06:002013-02-19T11:42:51.804-06:00One fact is very clear about this book: It is a gr...One fact is very clear about this book: It is a great marketing strategy worldwide. What is the reason?. Manipulate women. After decades of women's liberation, many women are unable to meet the expectations that society demanded them. On the other hand, men have been mired in confusion, and that men should act in accordance with equality. What do you get with a book like this?. The aim is for women to return to a traditional role of submission, and that men may use violence in their rooms spoiled with their partners. In this way women feel "complete", and men are not violent in the street, and perform better at work. It's all a mental trap, large-scale manipulation. Also, if there are many women who can not fulfill the role of "submissive", pharmaceutical companies may offer new anti-depressants. It's all planned to manipulate human freedom. (Check "Tavistock Institute" and MK-Ultra)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-54755511871615679512013-02-18T11:36:28.340-06:002013-02-18T11:36:28.340-06:00Every tiny thing about this book blows. I'm so...Every tiny thing about this book blows. I'm sorry you have to write about it while not being able to sleep, that's the worst.<br /><br />I was trying to pinpoint the moment I realised 50 Shades was trash, but then I remembered it was an instantaneous reaction. Then I tried to figure out the worst part, but it's all the worst. IT IS ALL THE WORST.<br /><br /><i>His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. "Are you ready for this?" he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.</i><br /><br />It's like, you would think that would be the worst part of these books, surely. I think it should be part of a scale to measure really fucking awful thing. We could call it the three-legged hamster scale. There are phrases and situations WORSE than that in these books and EVERYTHING about it is wrong. 'Mewling', really? He's mewling? Like a baby kitten? While his finger is orbiting your anus?<br /><br />Wouldn't it be satisfying to strangle EL James like Homer does to Bart.<br /><br />I didn't sleep last night either. Hence the rambling.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11681734867318424214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-85832508229130437002013-02-18T05:15:30.044-06:002013-02-18T05:15:30.044-06:00OMG, we can do it as a round! I'll start...
So...OMG, we can do it as a round! I'll start...<br />Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...<br /><br />(PS I find there is no sad that cannot be cured by lolcats<br />http://www.lolcats.com/popular/10120-going-to-narnia-brb.html)Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-28752726224606242942013-02-18T05:07:42.151-06:002013-02-18T05:07:42.151-06:00I love you so much right now.I love you so much right now.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-71366800565634064182013-02-18T05:06:26.313-06:002013-02-18T05:06:26.313-06:00Do you need me to sing you Soft Kitty?Do you need me to sing you Soft Kitty?Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-50712525873210299272013-02-18T04:51:43.642-06:002013-02-18T04:51:43.642-06:00DEAR JESUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is awesome. I am aw...DEAR JESUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is awesome. I am awake because sometimes my brain is an asshole and it makes up horrible stories that aren't true and make me cry. But it is fixed now. But then I had to fix the typo too. And also thank the people on Twitter who helped fix my sad. And also watch true facts about the seahorse again. And then share that with the Twitter people. And now share it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqYUTTqupOY<br /><br />OK, I am going to stop talking now. Seriously.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-40861882203234052302013-02-18T04:45:57.769-06:002013-02-18T04:45:57.769-06:00I have fallen foul of many a useless spellcheck! O...I have fallen foul of many a useless spellcheck! Once managed to send an email that started 'Dear Jesus'. <br />Another time I ONLY JUST noticed that I had missed a vital letter from the word 'count' <br /><br />However neither of these are the worse things I have emailed out...<br /><br />PS why are you awake?!!?!?!Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-59735999400999178992013-02-18T04:37:57.753-06:002013-02-18T04:37:57.753-06:00DAMN IT. No, that was me. It's fixed. Spellche...DAMN IT. No, that was me. It's fixed. Spellchecker is worthless when your misspellings turn out to be actual words. You would know if it was actually written that way because I would have said "Seriously? THIS IS NOT A SENTENCE" in the review. The amount of things I have to fix after I post is staggering. No matter how many times I read it through, it's not until I see it up on the actual page that I see the little spellings and missing plurals and double words. Why aren't there just blog editors floating around fixing things for me? ;)<br /><br />On an unrelated note, I would like to not be still awake at 4:30 in the morning. Or maybe that is related because this comment is really starting to ramble now. Shut up, Amber.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-21808635652527781452013-02-18T04:04:57.496-06:002013-02-18T04:04:57.496-06:00Before I go kinds of crazy and call the grammar po...Before I go kinds of crazy and call the grammar policeā¦ the 'waiting with baited breath' line...Is that actually as writ? Did 'baited' actually make it past the (possibly imaginary) editors/proof readers/copy editors/etc...<br /><br />I'm holding back the rage in case it was a legit typo of yours (no doubt a result of the brain damage caused by reading this tripe in the first place!)<br /><br />Poor Amber. Will send you cookies. <br />Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.com