tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post5028228252206514807..comments2023-10-23T11:15:52.472-05:00Comments on Bizzybiz Blog: 50 Frowns Deeperamberancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-63061146591437867752015-02-11T21:26:25.339-06:002015-02-11T21:26:25.339-06:00I did the math.
100,000 dollars per hour x 730 h...I did the math. <br /><br />100,000 dollars per hour x 730 hours in a month (about) = 73,000,000 a month<br /><br />73,000,000 a month x 12 months = 867,000,000 dollars per year (not factoring in the 30/31 day change in months and February)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-72692715659262898722012-09-04T18:57:35.110-05:002012-09-04T18:57:35.110-05:00Jesus Christ! I had my cat sleeping on my lap just...Jesus Christ! I had my cat sleeping on my lap just a second ago! Do you have any idea how rare a treat that is?? And now he's gone... This is the last time I'm reading this blog with my cats in the same room - uncontrollable explosions of laughter [Dyson's lawsuit] may cause serious mental problems to my cats... Please, please put a warning somewhere ["Beware of panty-combusting comments" maybe?]<br />Made my day :DLady Lazarushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14559510923196508037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-55708876702026966462012-07-31T09:55:40.452-05:002012-07-31T09:55:40.452-05:00I hope you don't mind, but I linked to your bl...I hope you don't mind, but I linked to your blog in my latest post, because you actually made it all the way through the story while I did not. You, good sir, are a far better woman (and probably person) than I. Congratulations on having a brain of steel!Otternatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15660238670573866971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-42863846368234936852012-07-30T20:20:20.081-05:002012-07-30T20:20:20.081-05:00Amber, I'm really sad that you have to read th...Amber, I'm really sad that you have to read these books, but I have to thank you for doing it. Sometimes I re-read your posts just so I can remember that all is not lost, not everyone worships this utter drivel, and maybe something good will end up on the NYT bestseller list again someday. I deeply appreciate the sacrifice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-35392370938575727422012-07-30T18:40:31.368-05:002012-07-30T18:40:31.368-05:00Thanks for another hilarious entry!!!
http://www....Thanks for another hilarious entry!!!<br /><br />http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/<br /><br />found this in my FB newsfeed today...The Robnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-90146244176656157602012-07-30T17:04:32.630-05:002012-07-30T17:04:32.630-05:00A link from a friend brought me here, and I couldn...A link from a friend brought me here, and I couldn't help but read through all the 50SOG posts in one sitting. The sad part is that you didn't get to me in time - I already bought the books... Damn shame. But even with the worst crime already done, at least you saved me from actually reading through them expecting something in the lines of entertaining read.<br /><br />I pray that the books I bought were pirated.<br /><br />Would love a link to your other blog.Lumishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16256429133956971296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-10794992304921760242012-07-30T05:49:37.981-05:002012-07-30T05:49:37.981-05:00Have just caught up on your reviews of the second ...Have just caught up on your reviews of the second fetid book - thank you so much. Pure pure genius. I actually laughed so hard at the 'Dickleback' comment that coffee shot out of my nose!<br /><br />Watched a programme on Channel 4 last night about the phenomenon that is this god-awful trilogy. There were people interviewed referring to Christian Grey as being a modern day Mr Rochester or Darcy. My other half literally had to physically restrain me from lobbing my glass of wine straight through his television at the total and utter inane bullshit of this comment. He was only in the room in the first place because they showed Whoopi Goldburg asking that twat James how she managed to do so much research on the BDSM community, causing me to scream 'OH MY GOD SHE FUCKING DIDN'T' at such volume he thought I'd been shot.<br /><br />Please keep up the good work - I genuinely love you guys!Cherriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12441219244066042248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-49318711478143841312012-07-30T04:40:14.363-05:002012-07-30T04:40:14.363-05:00I love you two so much. Every post about this horr...I love you two so much. Every post about this horrible series makes me laugh and rage so hard at the same time. My stomach is hurting from the laughter. Thank you for taking on this book so the rest of us don't have to. You both are angels.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-9746699911841984522012-07-28T09:48:22.172-05:002012-07-28T09:48:22.172-05:00Hey guys. I am reading another chick's blog wh...Hey guys. I am reading another chick's blog where she also tears these books apart and I wanted to know if there were other blogs out there. So glad I found yours! You two are hilarious, thank you for doing this. Looking forward to the next installment!AlbionGalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-81044662079312620572012-07-28T03:02:22.378-05:002012-07-28T03:02:22.378-05:00I second the desire for a meetup! Haven't comm...I second the desire for a meetup! Haven't commented before but I promise I'm nice. Great idea from Els about publishing it as notes. Lulu.com do very cheap self-publishing deals ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-50847631035478833082012-07-27T21:39:04.180-05:002012-07-27T21:39:04.180-05:00I hope you do not mind, I posted a link on the Jan...I hope you do not mind, I posted a link on the Jane Austen FanFic site A Happy Assembly on their 50 Shades of Grey thread. <br /><br />Thank you so much for all of your hard work and agony. It was fun for me!<br /><br />All the best...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-36204661117208575362012-07-27T15:33:27.766-05:002012-07-27T15:33:27.766-05:00Aw man, I don't get to go over to England to e...Aw man, I don't get to go over to England to enjoy any 50 shits meet-up.<br /><br />So glad you folks enjoy it! Amber and I are having a blast ripping it to shreds. Too bad the reading part is so shit-tacular.<br /><br />H-TownH-townnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-7263906791903623932012-07-27T15:07:19.488-05:002012-07-27T15:07:19.488-05:00You two are great. I'm always "pooling&qu...You two are great. I'm always "pooling" "down there" after I read your reviews. Boobs too you both!Romihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03086566179890776262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-48358896152612778052012-07-27T12:50:05.917-05:002012-07-27T12:50:05.917-05:00http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/tag...http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/e-l-james/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-75452087424364564842012-07-27T11:17:18.576-05:002012-07-27T11:17:18.576-05:00Name the place, day&time and your UK fans will...Name the place, day&time and your UK fans will be there!Elshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09964846937763589945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-50109782624385836932012-07-27T05:05:52.052-05:002012-07-27T05:05:52.052-05:00Once again, you have me chuckling in my office whi...Once again, you have me chuckling in my office while my colleagues think I'm crazy.<br /><br />I have, however, thought of an answer to the question of how $100 000/hour could ever be a feasible salary for anyone, let alone Christian. In your calculations, you suggested he does a 40 hour week. From what I can tell, he does no fucking work at all beyond occasionally shouting at people on the phone. If you take out all the time spent e-mailing, stalking, buying stalking/murder supplies, shagging, taking random time off to stalk Ana all the way to Georgia, gliding, sailing etc, then he's done about 10 minutes' work since the book began. Still a crazy salary for doing something that is never made entirely clear, but I don't think Bill Gates has anything to worry about just yet.Helennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-42295067155268755512012-07-27T04:26:11.424-05:002012-07-27T04:26:11.424-05:00YES. So happy to see a new installment from you gu...YES. So happy to see a new installment from you guys. <br /><br />Laughed so much at "I Put A Spell On You" duck/ crab walking.<br /><br />Good work.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00713329753548736212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-51944982087388623582012-07-27T03:14:09.774-05:002012-07-27T03:14:09.774-05:00I almost drowned my phone in Lucky Charms I laughe...I almost drowned my phone in Lucky Charms I laughed so hard!Quvondanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-75708544817388984512012-07-26T20:14:12.113-05:002012-07-26T20:14:12.113-05:00I am SO IN for a meetup. Let's do this.I am SO IN for a meetup. Let's do this.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-22845847476268313362012-07-26T19:13:19.616-05:002012-07-26T19:13:19.616-05:00I can tell that you ladies are getting tired of re...I can tell that you ladies are getting tired of reading this steaming pile of horse dung. Granted, you may have been tired of it from the word "Go", but have suffered the stupidity for the sake of us, your fans. This installment, though, I could see the frown deepening, hear the screams rising, feel the anger seething. If you need to, pace yourselves, because right now this is the only thing keeping me from purchasing a cabin in the woods with no human contact. I will leave behind only four words. "It was 50 Shades..."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15919097121574865629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-33837121822446315332012-07-26T17:50:15.375-05:002012-07-26T17:50:15.375-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rachel Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206075476971436634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-68054219260311055562012-07-26T17:49:56.611-05:002012-07-26T17:49:56.611-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Rachel Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206075476971436634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-85155730069107509672012-07-26T17:49:27.107-05:002012-07-26T17:49:27.107-05:00You two are the best!
I walked past a Supermarke...You two are the best! <br /><br />I walked past a Supermarket display of a load of these books and I’m half concerned and half proud that my friends had to forcibly restrain me from kicking 50 shades of shit out of it. THIS is what E.L. James has turned me into… a nut job that wants to punch Supermarket bookshelves…<br /><br />Keep doing what you’re doing. You’re braver girls than me!<br /><br />x x x xRachel Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206075476971436634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-29178644540488303212012-07-26T17:15:03.288-05:002012-07-26T17:15:03.288-05:00Thank fuck for that - another review posted just a...Thank fuck for that - another review posted just as I was rereading the other reviews because they make me laugh so much! Am also from the UK and this blog got me thinking - when I did my english Lit A Level I bought "Literature notes" which were to accompany the set texts we were reading. As the 50 shades will no doubt be on the school reading list next year for 14 year olds, maybe you should publish the blog into reading notes and make a fortune!<br />PLUS, as there are a lot of UK fans of these reviews, how about a meetup to share anger over alcohol when you are in London. Am sure there could be quite a crowd. We could get you to sign our copies!Elshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09964846937763589945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-26115487065665600012012-07-26T16:02:41.911-05:002012-07-26T16:02:41.911-05:00I love you both so much for this. I couldn't b...I love you both so much for this. I couldn't bring myself to read the other two books after suffering through the first one, so thank you for letting me read it by proxy--WITHOUT MAKING MY HEAD EXPLODE.<br /><br />I'm going to be laughing all day at "Dickelback."<br /><br />Did I say I love you already????Randihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16308581550317612770noreply@blogger.com