tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post1628301267130495410..comments2023-10-23T11:15:52.472-05:00Comments on Bizzybiz Blog: They Are Mobilizingamberancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-47133168751225957522012-09-05T16:25:39.775-05:002012-09-05T16:25:39.775-05:00You are absolutely right, they are plotting someth...You are absolutely right, they are plotting something.<br />I have just buried one of them alive inside the wall... I saw it crawling into a hole between the door frame and the wall when I was smoking in the back yard and had my boyfriend seal the hole with a piece of cloth so it cant get out. I swear they will make me quit smoking.<br />One of them tried to kill two people on the road one day. I was driving a car eating a plum {I know...], it dropped down on its web and stopped just an inch from my face, I threw the plum out of the window in panic and it hit the biker behind me. I managed to pull over and get rid of it - no casualties but it was a close call. I hate them so much I even considered starving my two lazy cats so that they start hunting the creepy MFs down ;) Lady Lazarushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14559510923196508037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-67890438740106585562012-09-01T02:26:53.471-05:002012-09-01T02:26:53.471-05:00Omg! These stories are hilarious! I had to leave t...Omg! These stories are hilarious! I had to leave the bedroom because i was laughing so hard. I have tears bahahahaQnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-61427437504277866512012-08-29T05:17:16.367-05:002012-08-29T05:17:16.367-05:00There is currently a dead spider (The Cat hunted &...There is currently a dead spider (The Cat hunted & killed it but didn't eat it!) under a cup in my bedroom. It has been there for three days. Even dead I cannot bring myself to get close to it!!!Laura Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604133412050870730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-27512922543440711932012-08-29T04:36:22.985-05:002012-08-29T04:36:22.985-05:00I totally get you, complete arachnophobic and THIS...I totally get you, complete arachnophobic and THIS was on my head a few weeks ago:<br /><br />http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/600398_748143494519_698533767_n.jpg<br /><br />(I took a picture to prove to everyone how horrible it was lol).<br /><br />I'm still absolutely traumatized and I've become obsessed with checking my head every 5 mins now, especially when I'm in my flat. I live on my own and can't wait for the day my boyfriend can move down, it's so stressful being on constant alert!<br /><br />I daren't wear my dressing gown anymore as I think it must have been on the back of it then crawled up. It took me bloody ages to catch it after as well as it ran into my wardrobe after I managed to throw it off in a blind panic. <br /><br />I was really late to work but I couldn't just leave it in my bedroom, it had to be found! My Dad bless him was on the phone for an hour giving me a pep talk and trying to calm me down and actually considered driving the hour and a half to mine just to get it for me! <br /><br />He stayed on speakerphone while I prepared for and did battle with beast; I had killer spray, a book and a plastic spider-catcher at the ready, I put boots on over my pyjamas so it couldn't touch my foot, then I stood on a chair and slowly lifted stuff out the bottom of the wardrobe using a stick so I didn't have to get too close. My Dad said all he could hear was wimpering, followed by an ear-splitting scream and he knew it had re-appeared lol! <br /><br />Somehow, I managed to get the spidercatcher over it and to get it to the garden. I left it inside the catcher (I couldn't release it in case it ran straight back towards me!). After work a friend came back with me to get rid of it properly but it was dead by then, still inside. Oh well ;-P<br /><br />Anyway, needless to say, I was in a right state! I can't get over it. It was the biggest one I've ever SEEN, let alone had to deal with on my own, and oh did I mention, IT WAS ON MY HEAD!!! :-( Browncoathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11998593506068062168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-60449864111444378452012-08-28T05:29:38.699-05:002012-08-28T05:29:38.699-05:00They are truly evil and anyone who says "Look...They are truly evil and anyone who says "Look at the size of a spider compared to the size of you - it's far more scared of you than you are of it" should be locked in a room with whatever seemingly-innocuous things scare them until they accept that it's simply not possible for a spider to be that scared.<br />I have actually flagged down a stranger on the street when I had a too-big-to-wash-down-the-plughole spider in my bath and no housemates at home to deal with it for me. Hannahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-86838542013775874212012-08-27T19:02:40.087-05:002012-08-27T19:02:40.087-05:00I seriously have the best friends anyone could ask...I seriously have the best friends anyone could ask for. BrownsFan went and checked out that link in the comments above for me and then came in to tell me I should definitely not click on it, as it goes to a video of a spider EATING A SNAKE.amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-66116390278311013152012-08-27T14:34:13.125-05:002012-08-27T14:34:13.125-05:00Apparently lemons repel spiders from your home. I ...Apparently lemons repel spiders from your home. I have yet to try this out. However, I am loving the hardback slamming idea. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00667518849486175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-57585147285112030472012-08-27T14:18:54.422-05:002012-08-27T14:18:54.422-05:00One special agent spider, a few months back, hid i...One special agent spider, a few months back, hid in the folds of a towel and actually crawled across my back after I had just got out of the shower. I'm still in recovery. I almost started drying myself with paper towels just so it could never happen again. My killing tip is to keep an encyclopedia, phone directory or similar large hardback book handy at all times. You can drop them from waist height and kill the evil beast without having to get too close.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-77758123926260857162012-08-27T12:52:57.056-05:002012-08-27T12:52:57.056-05:00If I spot a spider in my bedroom, I can't slee...If I spot a spider in my bedroom, I can't sleep until I kill it. The idea that there might be a live spider somewhere in my bedroom waiting for me to fall asleep...*shudder*TheRobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-29581860788975489862012-08-27T04:47:17.129-05:002012-08-27T04:47:17.129-05:00http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-...http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake<br />Need I say more? Spiders are out to eat us.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-91228346348566308732012-08-26T21:14:41.158-05:002012-08-26T21:14:41.158-05:00This is the primary reason I can never live alone....This is the primary reason I can never live alone. I am 100% serious when I say that.<br />amberancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495111316840391202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-34032553433840528222012-08-26T17:57:09.251-05:002012-08-26T17:57:09.251-05:00Just realised I meant to put 'relief' and ...Just realised I meant to put 'relief' and 'shoe' I hate when I type wrong and then post without realising :/Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00667518849486175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-57672176231587303592012-08-26T17:52:25.546-05:002012-08-26T17:52:25.546-05:00Once a HUGE spider stalked me for 3 days!! Woke up...Once a HUGE spider stalked me for 3 days!! Woke up and it was sat on the wall facing my bed. I told it to be gone by the time I got home. It hadn't moved. So I nervously went to sleep because I couldn't tackle the beast. Next day, woke up. It was no longer on the opposite wall. I breathed a sigh of releif that was very short lived when I realised it had moved to the wall at the pillow end and was above me like it was waiting to pounce!! Again I told it to be gone on my return home. Got home to find it had moved to the wall that my bed is pressed against and was practically on my bed waiting to finish me off. I was like 'oh hell no! This has gone on long enough!' And got my mum to kill it with a show. Moral of the story, there is no reasoning with spiders. They are just pure evil.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00667518849486175239noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-12639838164234408302012-08-26T12:18:47.311-05:002012-08-26T12:18:47.311-05:00This one time a spider FELL ON ME as I was walking...This one time a spider FELL ON ME as I was walking down the stairs, bounced off my insanely lustrous hair and fell DOWN MY TOP. I immediately launched myself into a screaming dance of horror and terror and started yanking my clothes off while I stumbled down the stairs, flinging them wildly away from me as I tried to get the devil-thing OFF ME.<br /><br />So, yeah. That was the day the postman saw me topless. Fuck you, spiders.Jennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8903444.post-24174075562197599842012-08-26T05:50:01.269-05:002012-08-26T05:50:01.269-05:00You cannot trust spiders.
I maintained an 8 month ...You cannot trust spiders.<br />I maintained an 8 month truce with them once, they agreed not to leave the corner behind my PC desk, I agreed to shine a light on their webs and leave the window open.<br /><br />Then one day, strong from eating all the flies I lured into their web, they invaded and occupied my PC desk and window.<br /><br />The treaty in tatters, they had to be wiped outTrThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07316335177828136131noreply@blogger.com