E-mail to the intern this morning: [Coworker] says, "Speaking of douches, how's [the intern]?"
E-mail from the intern: I would say that is probably one of the top ten worst ways to strike up a friendly conversation.
Anyone have suggestions for the other nine?
"Hey, I was real sorry to hear about your herpes."
ReplyDelete"When are you due?"
ReplyDeleteSaid to my sister - on two separate occasions in the past week - who is not pregnant.